Dear Webby: Reminder program 

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Good Morning,  !
It's Sunday,  March 15, 2009

Who is more busy than he who hath least to do? --- John Clarke If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. --- Vince Lombardi Punctuality is the virtue of the bored. --- Evelyn Waugh
Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done. Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.
Ophelia Dingbatter's News
No sermon here and not suitable for church,just jokes and fun for adults.
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A woman picked up a few items in the supermarket, then headed for the express line. The till mechanic standing at the till had his back turned to her, while he talked on the phone to the manager about the till malfunction. So she said to him, "Excuse me, I'm in a hurry. Could you check me out, please?" The till mechanic turned, looked her up and down and said, "Not too bad looking at all, for your age."
Thanks to Ann for this picture: If you have any pictures of alpacas, PLEASE send them to me! I need a big pile of them for a new postcard site, that is focusing on them.
The class assignment was to write about something unusual that happened during the past week. Little Susie got up to read hers, "My brother was fighting with me, and he fell in the well last week..." she began. "Good heavens," shrieked Mrs. Koop. "Is he all right now?" "He must be," said little Irving. "He stopped yelling yesterday."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Adam Hardeman, 29 of Atlanta, GA Sent in by Dianne Burglar stuck in Atlanta store THE ASSOCIATED PRESS ATLANTA - A would-be burglar is in jail after he climbed through a hole in the roof of an Atlanta liquor store and then couldn't get back out. Police and the owner of Azar's Package Store found 29 year old Adam Hardeman hiding in a store restroom with playing cards, lighters and a bottle of gin in his pockets. Authorities say the man got inside by moving a rooftop air conditioner and dropping through the hole. Once inside, he couldn't climb back up, and burglar bars kept him from getting out windows or doors. Police say Hardeman was arrested and is charged with burglary and damage to property.
The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you're doing, everybody else does, often long before you actually get around to doing it. ------------- Yeah, that is why I emigrated from Austria to Canada in 1970.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Anna Re: Reminder service Dear Webby, you once mentioned a reminder service, but I forgot what it was. Can you please mention it again? Thanks Anna Dear Anna Try It works great with email, and you can even set it to send a text message to your cellphone to wake you up. Have FUN! DearWebby
A man was robbing a house in the middle of the night. All of a sudden, he heard a parrot cry out. "Jesus is gonna get you." The robber ignored it, and unplugs the TV. Again, the parrot cries out. "Jesus is gonna get you." The robber started to get a little worried. "What's your name, birdie?" "Moses." "What dummy named you Moses?" "The same dummy who called his rottweiler Jesus."

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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his check up, the doctor called his wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very serious disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will die. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be reasonably pleasant and try to get him into a good mood. For lunch, fix him something hot. For dinner, prepare something hot and fairly nutritious. For a while, don't burden him too much with unnecessary chores. Try not to discuss your stress about the house work and the soap operas too much, when he is worrying about the family business, that would just make him feel worse. And most importantly, you must be intimate with your husband at least one day of every week. If you can do this for at least 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely." On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say to you?" "You're gonna die."
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Well, , that's all for today. Have FUN ! Dear Webby from

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