Dear Webby, are wired mice becoming extinct? 

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It's Thursday,  March 19, 2009

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Norrissa was nervous the night her new boyfriend invited her and her three young sons to an upscale restaurant for the first time. He ordered a bottle of wine with the meal. When the server brought it, the children became quiet as she began the ritual uncorking. When the waitress poured a small amount for Norissa to taste and handed her the glass, her six-year-old piped up, "Mom usually drinks a LOT more than that!"
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Aaron bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Valentine's Day. His friend Benny remarked: "I thought she wanted one of those pretty 4-Wheel drive cars." "She did," Aaron replied. "But where in the world was I going to find a fake Subaru ?!!"
Thanks to my dad for this picture: Record snow falls in Austria. No Gullible Warming there either.
Also known as 'women's intuition,' this sixth sense thing is no myth. Women usually seem to know what's going on in their man's lives almost better than they do themselves. Why is this? They empty his pockets before throwing his laundry into the washing machine.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Frisco Sto. Domingo and son, in Legazpi, Philippines Runway driving lesson causes near disaster A passenger plane narrowly avoided a crash in the Philippines - after a man teaching his girlfriend to drive sped across an airport runway. The Cebu Pacific plane, with 80 passengers aboard, briefly touched down at Legazpi airport, but took off again as the van crossed the runway. "That van could have turned us into a fireball had I not successfully aborted landing," pilot Christopher Nowioki told the Philippine Star. The newspaper says the culprit was actually the son of the airport manager Frisco Sto. Domingo, who has now been sacked It's thought that the driver may have thought all the flights to the airport were completed for the day, and decided to use the runway to give his girlfriend a driving lesson. However, a recent increase in the number of scheduled flights, combined with poor visibility, caught him out.
A young woman doctor tells the story about her 4 year old daughter. On the way to pre-school, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. "Be still, my heart," thought the doctor, "My daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!" Then the child spoke into the instrument, "Wowcome to McDonald's. Do ya want fwies wif that?"
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Tom Re: Are wired mice becoming extinct? Dear Webby You talked me into getting a Microsoft Intellimouse Explorer about a dozen years ago, and have worn out a few of them since. It is time to replace the current one, but nobody seems to stock the wired ones anymore, just the ones that need new batteries every week or so, to fuel the Chinese ecoomy. Where can I get the regular wired ones? The only wired one I found with about the same features is a Logitech, but some of the features I am used to, don't work on that one. Tom Dear Tom Yes, just like Walmart, Staples and many other supliers act like they have fallen under Chinese control. The only rebel I could find was Tiger Direct. They still sell the wired version with 5 buttons plus tilt. Have FUN! DearWebby
Thanks to Mary for this one: Money It can buy a House...............But not a Home It can buy a Bed.................But not Sleep It can buy a Clock...............But not Time It can buy you a Book............But not knowledge It can buy you a Position........But not Respect It can buy you Medicine..........But not Health It can buy you Blood.............But not Life It can buy you Sex...............But not Love So you see money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you all this because........... I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering.............. So send me all your money.......... And I will suffer for you. CASH ONLY PLEASE Thought this was gonna be one of those "inspirational" ones, didn't you????

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On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle. One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?" The tower responded, "Who is calling?" The aircraft replied, "What difference does it make?" The tower replied "It makes a lot of difference. If it is an American Airlines Flight, it is 3 o'clock. If it is an Air Force, it is 1500 hours. If it is a Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells. If it is an Army aircraft, it's afternoon coffee time. If it is a Marine Corps aircraft, it's Thursday. If it is Coast Guard, it's two before supper. If it is a Cessna, it's 3 hours to happy hour.
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