Dear Webby, how can I recover a lost Windows password? 

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Two doctors are walking down the corridor of the hospital. First doc asks, "Did you tell that politician in room 316 that he was going to die?" "Sure did", second one answers. First doc says, "Darn! I wanted to tell him!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Craig Allen Aylesworth, 51 of Bithlo, Florida Man tosses gas bomb in fight, sets own cars ablaze The Associated Press 5:27 p.m. March 27, 2009 BITHLO, Fla. Authorities said a man threw a Molotov coccktail at his neighbor's trailer, but the wind shifted and set fire to two cars, a pickup and a travel trailer in the man's own yard. The Florida Highway Patrol reported that a 51-year-old man got into a fight with his neighbor on Tuesday night and threw the makeshift gasoline bomb. Authorities believe alcohol may have been involved. The man faces multiple charges, including arson. He was being held at the Orange County Jail. Orlando Sentinel ... 4875.story
A nursing home resident, suffering from dementia, decided to shed all of her clothes and "streak." She passed two male residents sitting in their wheel chairs in the hallway. The first male asked the second, "Who was that?" Second: "I THINK it was 'Miss Rita.'" First: "Well, what was that she had on?" Second: "I don't know, but I think it needs ironing."
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Patricia Re: Need to recover lost Windows password Dear Webby, When it comes to using a computer, a friend of mine is totally jinxed. This morning she tried to log on and Microsoft asked for her password. She put in the latest one and it wouldn't accept it, tried old ones, no good either. Now she can't get into her computer, and doesn't know what to do. Uses XP with Foxfire. I'm wondering if using the start up disc would help? I'm not very computer literate either but at least can come up with a few ideas. This one has me stumped. Any ideas would be greatly appreciated. Having fun in sunny Arizona but heading for snowy Michigan soon. Patricia Dear Patricia Tell her to go to a cyber cafe or friend, and print this page: It has all the instructions, and they are not telling her to browse anywhere without a password, or buy weird stuff. Have FUN! DearWebby
Two little boys are in a hospital laying on stretchers next to each other outside of the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out, and I'm a little nervous." The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!" The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?" The first kid says, "A circumcision." And the second kid says, "Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!"

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The Boston Fire Department borrowed a $650,000 fire truck from the manufacturer to try out if it fit under all their bridges. One good high speed run got it nicely wedged under an overpass, causing $75,000 damage to the truck. They hit the overpass so hard that 3 of them were injured. But not to worry. Boston has lots of trucks that are already flattened at the top.
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