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It's Wednesday,  April 1, 2009

Gullible Warming was BS, and I got the snow to prove it. Now, as of today, we will have Global Cooling. Hopefully that will cause a heat wave and melt the three feet of snow on the sides of my driveway.
There are four great religious truths: 1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. 2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith. 3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store. 4. Jehovah Witnesses do not recognize each other at a hooters restaurant
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Late one night in the capitol city a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money," he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this - I'm a US Congressman!" "In that case," replied the robber, "give me MY money!"
Thanks to Cookie for this picture: How abd is the economy? Cats are so dramatic!
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Demetrius Soupolos and Frank Maus in Stuttgart, Germany Sent in by Cookie Duds
Today in 1930 - Stunt where Leo Hartnett of the Chicago Cubs broke the altitude record for a catch by catching a baseball dropped from the Goodyear blimp 800 feet over Los Angeles, CA. He caught the ball cleanly, saying, "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooowwwwwwww!". His injuries included a broken jaw.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Barry Re: Yahoo mail formatting trick Hey Webby! I think I have solved it. In AT&T Yahoo, you have the option of using "Classic Mail" or "All-new Mail" format. Depending on which format you were in when you first get your newsletter, if you switch to the other format, presto...there it is. Hope this helps your other readers. Barry Dear Barry Thanks! Have FUN! DearWebby
From the April 1, 2001 Humor Letter: ====From Marcy The music on the postcards is not as loud as it used to be. You must have turned down the volume if the Internet. Please correct your mistakes immediately and turn up the Internet where it is supposed to be so that I can hear it properly! Marcy==== Hi Marcy The volume control is in the little speaker icon on your task bar. If that is turned up, check for the setting on your speakers, or if there is maybe a short circuit between your earphones. Have FUN! DearWebby

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Daily tip from Vinaigrettes I've found this to be very helpful when I've forgotten to add a needed item to my grocery list. Vinaigrettes are a secret weapon for fast flavor. Use them as a marinade for chicken or drizzle spoonfuls over simply baked fish and salads. Whisk together 1/4 cup olive oil, 2 tablespoons white wine vinegar and a 1/2 tsp. ground mustard. Then add herbs, say tarragon or dill, or spices like cumin and a pinch of red pepper, plus salt and pepper. Stir in a bit of honey for a sweet touch. By Connie from Oden, AR Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:

A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town, which he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote, "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?" An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bed clothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel, and if your dog will vouch for you, then you're welcome to stay here, too!"
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