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It's Friday,  April 3, 2009
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None are so busy as the fool and knave. --- John Dryden The keenest sorrow is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities. --- Sophocles A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. --- P. J. O'Rourke
A professor was one day walking along a very narrow hall when he came face to face with a rival. The passage way was too narrow for two to pass. The rival, pulling himself up to his full height, said with a sneer, "I never make way for fools!" Smiling, the gracious professor stepped aside and with a bow replied, "I always do."
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Al Capp, creator of the famous comic strip Lil Abner, was one day invited to a university to give a lecture to the students. Before he could begin speaking to the large group assembled in the auditorium, an unkempt-looking student at the back shouted a vulgar word at him. The word hung in the air as an uncomfortable silence lasted but a moment... Capp, keeping his cool, quipped, "Now that you've given us your name, what is your question?"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Victor Harris in Saginaw, Michigan Trapped by his gas tanks Man got finger trapped in gas tank SAGINAW, Mich. (UPI) -- A man in Saginaw, Mich., says he spent nearly 4 hours at a gas station after getting one of his fingers trapped in his sport utility vehicle's gas tank. Victor Harris said he was attempting to remove a piece of paper from his Lincoln Navigator's gas tank Friday, when he found he was unable to extract his finger from his vehicle, WJRT-TV of Flint, Mich., reported. "A piece of paper was around the little hole, so I just tried to put my little finger in there, rub it off," Harris said. "My finger just slipped in there. It was like, 'Dang, it won't come out.'" He tried unsuccessfully for nearly 2 hours to remove his finger, before fire crews and emergency personnel were called to the scene. The emergency workers ultimately cut the vehicle's gas tank out to allow Harris to be taken to a nearby hospital with his finger still trapped. Finally, after 4 1/2 hours, Harris' finger was freed.
Woman 1: Did you get a new haircut? Woman 2: Yes, I did. Thanks for noticing. W1: Oh! That's so cute! W2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure after my hairdresser gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking? W1: Oh no! No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think. W2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck. W1: Oh, that's funny! I would love to have your neck! W2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms, see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier. MEANWHILE.... Man 1: Got your ears lowered ? Man 2: Yeah, it's getting warmer outside. Man 1: Sure is. Guess it's time to tune up the lawn mower. Man 2: You get the beer, I'll bring the tools.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Sarah Re: Empty newsletter Todays's letter was empty - void of content - first time this has happened Dear Sarah Yeah, I know it is you and not Bill. Bill doesn't blurt like an AOLer and he signs off with his name. Your subscription was not empty. As you saw, when you replied or when you forward it, it's just a bug in your Yahoo. When you reply or forward or make it look like you are going to show somebody, just how badly screwed up Yahoo is, then it suddenly behaves. Just hit FORWARD, and all the stuff they were hiding from you, suddenly appears like it was supposed to in the first place. Apparently, toggling between new and classic mail, also reveals what they have been holding hostage. Yahoo might be great for cybersex, but it is difficult to look sophisticated while riding a pig. Have FUN! DearWebby
Bubba and Betty-Sue got married and were on their way to Disney World for their honeymoon. When they got within 20 miles, Bubba put his hand on Betty-Sue's knee. Betty-Sue told him: "Oh, darling, were are married now. You can go further." So, like the real red-neck he is, he put both hands on the steering wheel, stomped down the accelerator, and drove all the way to Miami.

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While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, "Are there any gators around here?" "Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!" Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore. About halfway there he asked the guy, "How'd you get rid of the gators?" "We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said. "Really?" said the tourist. The beachcomber added, "The sharks got 'em."
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