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It's Thursday,  April 23, 2009

"You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance." --- Franklin P. Jones
Friends took their first-grader on a car trip to Canada. To help pass the time, the boy practiced his new reading skills by calling out road signs. He fell asleep just before they entered Quebec. When he awoke, he saw the French highway signs and said in a worried tone, "I think I forgot how to read while I was asleep."
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Our minister announced that admission to a church social event would be six dollars per person. "However, if you're over 65," he said, "the price will be only $5.50." From the back of the congregation, a woman's voice rang out: "Do you really think I'd give you that information for a lousy fifty cents?"
Do you see the ram's head? I spotted it today on Highway 266 in Southern Arizona.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Brian Scholl and Joel Cruz, both 21of La Crosse, Wisconsin Tobacco spit leads police to suspects Police in Wisconsin say a trail of chewing tobacco spit led them to two men accused of stealing a safe from a pub. The pair have been charged with stealing a safe containing $3,000 in cash and beer tokens from a bar in the island town of Campbell. The heavy safe, which had been bolted to a kitchen worktop, was carried off but the nearby key was left untouched, reports the La Crosse Tribune. Police officers investigating the burglary were able to collect chewing tobacco spit that led away from the tavern. DNA from the spit matched a 21-year-old man, from nearby La Crosse, who was promptly arrested. From the La Crosse County Jail, he called a woman and asked that she get rid of the safe, which he thought was still in the trunk of the car, that she was storing for him. Even though he is a repeat offender, he somehow thought that calls from jail were not monitored. In fact, a fisherman had found the safe and a tavern voucher for a six-pack of beer on a sandbar in the Kaskaskia River. A search of the car produced a receipt to another La Crosse man, also 21, from the day after the burglary for a hotel room about 30 miles from where the safe had been abandoned. The arrested man confessed to the burglary, saying the second man invited him on Facebook to take part in the crime. ------------ Strong like bull, smart like shovel!
The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.
From the Tech Support Pits: From Rosa Re: Window out of moving range Dear Webby I, or some silly ad, somehow moved a window too high up. Now I can't see or grab the top edge to pull it farther down or close it. I know if I close it with ALT F4, the next one will open in the same, out of range position. Is there a trick to rescue that window and move it farther down? Thanks, Rosa Dear Rosa Hold down ALT and click the space bar type M Hold down SHIFT and use the DOWN arrow to move the window down. Each time you hit the keyboard down arrow, the window outline moves down a tiny little bit. When it is down far enough, hit Enter and it jumps to the position outlined. If you are using Launchy, you have to exit that temporarily, because otherwise it will use the ALT-Spacebar combo. Have FUN Dear Webby
A big corporation recently hired several cannibals. "You are all part of our team now," said Human Resources rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please do not eat any of the other employees." The cannibals promised they would not. Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with you, however, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals all shook their heads 'No.' After the boss left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others: "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?" A hand rose hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals shouted, "You fool!!! For four weeks we've been eating managers and no one noticed anything! But noooooo, you had to go and eat someone important!"

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One workman asks another, "How long have you been working here?" The other one replies, "Since they threatened to fire me."
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