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Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him that he is not on the list and that no way, no how, does he belong in heaven. Fidel must go to hell. So Fidel goes to hell where Satan gives him a hearty welcome and tells him to make himself at home. Then Fidel notices that he left his luggage in heaven and tells Satan, who says, "No hay problema, I'll send a couple of little devils to get your stuff." When the little devils get to heaven they find the gates are locked - St.Peter is having lunch - and they start debating what to do. Finally, one comes up with the idea that they should go over the wall and get the luggage. As they are climbing the wall, two little angels see them, and one angel says to the other, "My goodness! Fidel has been in hell no more than ten minutes and we're already getting refugees!"
The company I once worked for had an employee-suggestion competition, the entire staff was to submit entries that would save money for the firm. The winner was a man in my department who suggested we post corporate memos on bulletin boards, instead of printing 200 individual copies for distribution. He got a helium balloon with the company logo and one share of stock. A memo announcing the prize was printed and mailed out to 200 people who walked past the bulletin board every day.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Kim Gonzales, 45,in Austin, Texas Sent in by Theresa Woman zapped another with cattle prod An Austin woman is accused of attacking another woman with an electric cattle prod while the two were fighting over a dog, according to an arrest affidavit. Police said in the affidavit that Kim Gonzales, 45, got into a fight with the owner of the dog who is also her roommate, Kim Martinez. On Tuesday, Gonzales was bitten by the dog, and threatened to kill it, the affidavit says. It also says that Gonzales grabbed an electric cattle prod and stunned Martinez with it in her abdomen. The two women continued to fight and Gonzales hit Martinez with a stick, and threatened her life with a 10 knife, the affidavit says. Gonzales was arrested and charged with felony aggravated assault. She remained in the Travis County Jail with bail set at $75,000. As published online in the Austin Statesman, Austin, TX
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Arturas Re: Patch for Outlook Dear Webby, And what exactly would this Outlook patch be called? I missed it in the all the options. Thanks, Arturas Dear Arturas PhishPhinder Patch to make Outlook show underlying URLs, just like professional grade email programs do. Caution: A bug in McAfee marks this program as a phishing program, probably because of it's name. I don't know if it is just for Outlook, or also forOutlook Depressed. Have FUN! DearWebby
An elderly couple was watching television one evening. "I am going to get a dish of ice cream now," the wife said. Kindly, the husband offered to get the ice cream for his wife. "I'll write it down so you don't forget," she said. "I won't forget," the old gent said. "But, I want chocolate syrup and nuts on it. So, I'll write it down," she replied. "I will get you the ice cream. Don't you worry," replied the husband. A few minutes later, the old man returned with bacon and eggs. His wife said, "See, I should have written it down because you forgot the toast."

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A teen-aged boy with spiked hair, nose ring and baggy clothes was overheard telling a friend, "I don't really like to dress like this, but it keeps my parents from dragging me everywhere with them."
A reporter from New York was visiting an old colleague who now edited a newspaper in a tiny Vermont town. "I don't see how you do it," the NY reporter said. "How can you drum up interest in the news when everybody in town knows what everybody else is doing and with whom?" "Sure they know," the editor said, "but they read the paper to see who got caught at it."
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