Dear Webby, can you trust .info, .tv and .us domains? 

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It's Tuesday,  May 26, 2009

When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong. --- Arthur C. Clarke, Clarke's first law It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. --- Douglas Adams
My mom got mad at my dad the other day and went shopping to relieve her irritation. When she returned home she informed him that she had purchased ten new dresses. "Ten!" he hollered, "What could any woman want with ten new dresses??" My mom calmly replied, "Ten new pairs of shoes."
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Linda was with her mother while her older sister was being examined by a dentist. Linda kept herself busy playing with toys in the waiting room until she noticed that her mom was resting, her eyes closed. With about six other patients waiting, Linda marched up to her mother, looked her straight in the face and shook her shoulder. "Mommy," she yelled, "wake up! This is not church!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Lukas Neuhardt, 27, in Saarbruecken, Germany. Sent in by Lucille from Would-be gangster shoots off own pecker A would-be gangster shot himself in the crotch when his gun went off in his pocket. Lukas Neuhardt, 27, had forgotten to put the safety catch on when he stuffed the gun into his trouser pocket to impress pals in Saarbruecken, Germany. He told paramedics that a masked mugger had blasted him in the crotch in a bungled robbery. But police found a hole in his statement when they saw that the gunshot had miraculously left his trousers intact. "Instead there was a charred hole in his pocket so either it was the shot of the century or he did it himself," said a police source. Now - after surgeons stitched his manhood back together - he's facing up to three years in jail for breaching Germany's tough new anti gun laws. .
From the Tech Support Pits: From: S. Oberon Re: Can you trust .info, .tv and .us domains? Dear Webby, Can you trust businesses on .info, .tv and .us domains, or would it be smarter to stick to .com and .net? Which ones should one definitely stay away from? Oberon Dear S. Oberon Just like there are rumors that there MIGHT be one or two legitimate businesses with AOL or Yahoo addresses, there possibly are a few legitimate businesses on domains like that. Temporarily. Usually they either fizzle, or they save enough money to buy a .com domain, before they fizzle. The ones to definitely be extremely careful with are: .ro (Romania) .is (Iceland) .ng (Nigeria) .am (Armenia) Have FUN! DearWebby
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much and fell into the well. The husband was stunned for a moment, but then smiled and pulled out his wallet to check for more coins.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets to the gates there are two lines. One has a sign over it that States "I did everything my wife told me to." The second line has a sign that states, "I made my own decisions." Joe comes up and gets in the first line that wraps around and around and goes on for eternity. As he's standing there he notices the second line only had one man standing in it. He asks the guys in front of him, "Who does he think he is? Yeah right he made his own decisions. " After long thought and not coming up with any reason for why this man was standing in the line by himself he goes up to him asks why he is in that line. The man replies, "I don't really know. My wife told me to stand over here."
Adam and Eve must have had a great marriage. Adam couldn't talk about his Mother's cooking, and Eve couldn't mention all the men she could/should have married.
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