Dear Webby: How do I copy uTube videos? 

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After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one. --- Cato the Elder If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. --- Dean Martin This paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace a hardcover book - it makes a very poor doorstop. --- Alfred Hitchcock
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store." "But I'm a university graduate," the young man replied indignantly. "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that you had no skills," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom - I'll show you how."
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In a traffic court of a large Midwestern city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer for a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a schoolteacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case so she could get to the school on time. A wild gleam came into the judge's eye. "You're a schoolteacher, eh?" he said. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. I've waited years to have a schoolteacher in this court. Sit down at that table and write 500 times: ‘I drove through a red light even though I knew it is against the law.' ! Then, and only then, you can have a three minute potty break, before writing it another 500 times. "

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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Kira V in Russia Sent in by Lucille from Woman blasts off boyfriend’s penis with firecrackers 25 May, 05:07 PM A Russian woman got so upset by the news that her boyfriend intended to leave her that she tied several firecrackers to his penis and exploded them, the web-site reports. The 33-year-old victim, identified as Alik D. had lived with the woman whose name was reported as Kira V. for about two years, but when the girlfriend started suggesting that they should marry, the man refused and said that he would rather return to his first wife with whom he had a son. When Alik started moving out Kira suggested that they had a farewell dinner. After a hearty meal and some heavy drinking Alik fell asleep. The girlfriend tied several firecrackers to Alik’s penis and exploded them. The man was rushed to intensive care and doctors are reported to be fighting for his life. Even if the man survives the girl will face about 12 years imprisonment. .
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Trish Re: How do you copy uTube videos? Dear Webby, How are you and yours, I'm loving your dads pics specially the one yesterday. Not sure if you can tell me how to do what I want it's probably illegal but here goes. I would love to put the 'Strauss Spring' bonus link today on a DVD for my mother as she can't go outdoors anymore and would love it so much, I can imagine her lying in her bed at night watching it on her tv conducting away as she did. Thanks if you can help, "no worries" if you cant, and regards, Trish Dear Trish I googled for it and got: Copy uTube videos Take your pick, or try them all and tell me which one you liked best! I quickly tried the first one of that big selection of programs and services, and it worked fine. Have FUN! DearWebby
Old man Murphy had worked down at the brewery for years, but one day he just wasn't paying attention and he tripped on the walkway and fell over into the beer vat and drowned. The foreman thought it should be his job to inform the widow Murphy of her old man's death. He showed up at the front door and rang the bell. When she came to the door, he said, "I'm sorry to tell you, but your poor husband passed away at work today when he fell into the vat and drowned." She wept and covered her face with her apron and after a time, between sobs, she asked, "Tell me, did he suffer?" "Knowing Murphy like I do, I don't think so," said the foreman, "He climbed out of the vat three times to go to the men's room."

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Fred said his dad bought his Mom a piano for her birthday. A few weeks later, I asked how she was doing with it. "Oh," he said, " My Dad persuaded her to switch to a clarinet." "How come?" I asked. "Well," he answered, "because with a clarinet, she can't sing."
The man looked a little worried when the doctor came in to The man looked a little worried when the doctor came in to administer his annual physical, so the first thing the doctor did was to ask whether anything was troubling him. "Well, to tell the truth, Doc, yes," answered the patient. "You see, I seem to be getting forgetful. No, it's actually worse than that. I can never remember where I park my car, where I'm going, or what it is I'm going to do once I get there -- if I get there. So, I really need your help. What can I do?" The doctor mused for a moment and considered the real priorities, then answered in his kindest tones, "Pay me in advance."
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