Dear Webby, is IE8 better than IE6? 

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It's Sunday,  May 31, 2009

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies. --- Woody Allen
Only yesterday in 1898 it was made illegal to package children up and send them by parcel-post. Seems the kids kept getting out of their boxes and messing with the mail.
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When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it snaps off or comes out of the ground easily, it was a valuable plant.
Thanks to Nita for this picture: Band Tailed Pigeons in our back yard all trying to eat at the same time. They come up here from Calif. every Spring & stay here 6 weeks to raise their young & then are gone till next year. Nita
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Camilla Fields, 26, of Memphis, Tennessee Sent in by Lucille from Woman hits guard with baby MEMPHIS (UPI) -- A Tennessee woman who allegedly borrowed a friend's baby to go shoplifting has been charged with abusing the boy by using him to assault a security guard. Camilla Fields, 26, of Memphis is charged with both child abuse and assault, The (Memphis) Commercial Appeal reported. Police say Fields, who was holding the 2-month-old boy in a car seat, swung it at a Wal-Mart security guard last Wednesday. The boy's mother, Stacey Cleaves, 26, was outside the store during the incident, police said. She allegedly provided false information about Fields and is charged with false reporting and child neglect. Investigators say Fields took the baby into a bathroom and pretended to change his diaper, actually concealing stolen items. When she hit the guard with the car seat, it fell, landing with the baby face down. She picked it up and ran off, pushing it at the guard. The boy fell from the seat. Fields drove off, leaving the unconscious baby behind, police said. The baby was revived by an EMT and a passerby, and taken to a hospital. He was not seriously injured police said. Cleaves allegedly told police Fields was the boy's aunt and that her name was Darrin.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Bob Re: IE8 Dear Webby, I am very happy with IE-6 ,what can you tell us about IE-8 ? I have IE-7 Blocked.Will this IE - 8 be any better than IE-6 ? Thanks Bob C Dear Bob Since you are happy with IE6, stick with it. If you want a better browser, use FireFox. It has become the mainstream browser and a lot of the more advanced sites insist on either FireFox or Opera. I have not heard anything good about IE8, that would cause me to waste time getting used to it's peculiarities. Have FUN! DearWebby
One night, a lady stumbled into the police station with a black eye. She claimed she heard a noise in her back yard and ran out swinging her rolling pin. The next thing she knew, she was hit in the eye and knocked out cold. An officer was sent to her house to investigate, and he returned a half hour later with a black eye as well. "Did you get hit by the same person?" his captain asked. "No sir," he replied. "I stepped on the same rake."

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Daily tip from Place Rewards Coupons In Your Wallet When I get a Walgreen's Register Rewards coupon or an CVS store ECB coupon, etc. (ones that are usually high values) and I don't want to miss out on using before they expire, I put a brightly colored yard sale pricing dot on them and put them in my dollar bill slot in my wallet. When I open my wallet to pay for something, they're in plain view and easily spotted. So I don't miss out on taking advantage of them. By Terri from NV Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:

Thanks to Rose for this one: I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast.
The police in Tampa, Florida have been having a tough time enforcing the new anti-stripper laws because the lingerie studios and massage parlors along US 19, many of whom are fronts for private strip shows, will no longer undress for a customer unless the customer undresses first, and the police are not allowed to strip while on duty. The police have been unable to get any criminal cases going.
Thanks to Sandie for today's Bonus Link: Metro Cams
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