Dear Webby: 50x Error 

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From the Tech Support Pits: From: Felix Re: 50x Error Dear Webby, "The web address you entered is not available You were trying to go to" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Clicking on "more information" I see: A 50x server error was received attempting to serve your request, indicating that either the server is currently unable to handle the request or the request timed out waiting for a response. The error may have been due to a temporary issue and therefore you could try to access the web address again. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I have no idea what this means, a google search doesn't seem to help. This message started appearing about a month ago and the "Techs" at AOL don't know any more than I do. (Up until that time I had absolutely no problem. Without attacking AOL, can you give me some information about this? And maybe how to defeat it? (BTW, I am creating another Google email address where I will receive your newsletter.) Oh, something else occurs, too: If I forward your newsletter to Google, AOL says the message was sent. But somehow it never shows up in my email box there. Hmmmmm. Felix Dear Felix That's just a routine AOL screw-up. Once you graduate from AOL and get onto the real Internet, you won't have those problems anymore. I doubt that using a gmail address will be of much help, since you are still going through AOL. They will still find a way to stab you in the back. There is absolutely nothing I can do about that, but you can try different AOL "techs". There ARE a few AOLers who did manage to get around the AOL blocks and who receive the newsletters normally. Good Luck DearWebby
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Sammy has stolen the rabbi's gold watch. He didn't feel too good about it, so he decided, after a sleepless night, to go to the rabbi. 'Rabbi, I stole a gold watch.' 'But Sammy! That's forbidden! You should return it immediately!' 'What shall I do?' 'Give it back to the owner.' 'Do you want it?' 'No, I said return it to its owner.' 'But he doesn't want it.' 'In that case, you can keep it.'
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