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Good Morning,  !
It's Tuesday,  June 9, 2009

Do not condemn the judgement of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong. --- Dandemis
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by the doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy, son?" "My father said it'd be a good idea, sir." "Oh? And what does your father do?" "He's in the Army, sir."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Ryan Neaus, 21, of 824 Seybert St., Hazleton, PA Speeder said he was chasing pot thief WEST HAZLETON – Police say a man they arrested in a traffic stop told them he was speeding because he was chasing someone who stole marijuana from him. While borough police were conducting “Buckle Up” – a special grant program to target drivers not using seat belts late Friday night, they stopped a vehicle they said was driving at an extremely high speed and switching lanes without using turn signals. During a traffic stop, police say they observed a glass bowl used for smoking marijuana on the front seat in plain view. Police also found 15 individually packaged baggies of marijuana and 13 ecstasy pills during a search of the vehicle. Police say the driver, Ryan Neaus, 21, of 824 Seybert St., Hazleton, told them he was speeding “because he was chasing the person who just robbed him of his Apple iPhone and three bags of marijuana.” Neaus was charged with possession with intent to deliver, possession of a controlled substance and possession of drug paraphernalia, police said. He was also cited with careless driving and failure to wear a seatbelt.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Felix Re: AOL Mail Dear Webby, I will be using IE 7 since it works perfectly for me. I use DSL for connection and have canceled AOL except for their free email service. I just can't handle "don't know anything" Indian Techs trying to tell me to do what I have already tried. Thanks for your ear. Felix Dear Felix You get free email with your DSL account! Just call your DSL provider and ask them what your email address is. I would put a high priority on that, since they most likely send their invoice to that address. Then you can use Outlook Depressed, which is already on your computer, or any of the email programs listed here: Wiki Comparison of Email programs IE7 is no problem. They got most of the bugs in it fixed and it works OK now for most sites. Good Luck DearWebby
As Morris and his wife Sherry were planning a vacation. They ended up in an argument, "It's 'Hawaii', I'm telling you!" Sherry said. "I never KNEW someone so stubborn! 'Havaii' is how it's pronounced!" he replied. And so it went all the way to the vacation... As they got off the airplane, they passed a man. Morris abruptly stopped his wife and turned to the man to ask, "Now that we're on the island, you can settle an argument between my wife and me. Is this 'Hawaii' or 'Havaii?'" "This is Havaii," the man replied. "Ha!" the husband gloated to his wife. "See, didn't I tell you never to argue with me?" As they began to walk away, Morris turned back and gave the man a hearty "Thank you!" "You're Ferry Velcome!" the Hawaiian called back.

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Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Hang Drying Clothing If you don't like the rough feel of your hang-dried clothes then put them in the dryer for about five minutes. If you can deal with rough towels, though, they make for great skin exfoliators after a shower or bath and soften up after the first time using them. By Britt Y. from Boston, MA Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at http://www.myfrugallife.com Thriftyfun.com also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the ThriftyFun.com list, you can vote for it here:

After much urging by his wife, Uncle Joe applied for work on a farm. The foreman decided to give him a try and told him to milk a cow, equipping him with a stool and a bucket. An hour later Uncle Joe returned dirty and sweaty, the bucket in one hand and the broken stool in the other. "Extracting the milk was easy," he explained. "The worst part was getting the cow to sit on the stool!"
At Sunday school, the teacher asked Johnny, "Johnny, could you tell me what are we supposed to do to deserve the salvation?" "Yeah, of course" Little Johnny replied. "We're supposed to sin a lot first, so that we got something to be forgiven for!"
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