Dear Webby, how good are X-10 cameras 

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From the Tech Support Pits: From: Frank Re: How good are X-10 cameras? Dear Webby, How good are those X-10 wireless cameras? What is the picture quality of them? Frank Dear Frank For surveillance purposes, the quality is good enough. However, if you want to take spectacular sunset shots or movies of your neighbor tanning in her back yard, you will be dissappointed. That is not what they are intended for. Some of the better digital cameras now have optional wireless remote controls. Instead of setting a self timer or use a bulb, you press a button on a garage door opener style key-fob. If you want to take high quality pictures or short movies, you are much better off using a proper digital camera for that. Use the cheap X-10 camera to monitor the sunset or the wildlife in the back yard, so that you know when to click the digital camera for the high quality pictures. Keep in mind that most of the X-10 cameras, especially the black and white ones, reach way into the infra-red to get more "volume" through the tiny plastic lens and onto the sensor. While this is exactly what you want for surveillance, it produces an unnatural picture. It will also make it appear as if it is a lot lighter outside than it actually is. Have FUN! DearWebby
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