Dear Webby: Hotmail censorship 



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It's Wednesday,  June 24, 2009

There comes a time in the affairs of a man when he has to take the bull by the tail and face the situation. --- W.C.Fields Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. --- Abraham Lincoln One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs. --- Josh Billings I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on. --- Beryl Pfizer
Little Tommy had been to a birthday party at a friends house. Knowing his sweet tooth Tommy's mother looked straight into his eyes and said, "I hope you didn't ask for a second piece of cake." "No," replied Tommy, "but I asked Mrs. Smith for the recipe so you could make some just as good, and she gave me two more pieces without me having to ask."
A boss tells his new employee, "I'll give you 8 bucks an hour starting today, and in three months, I'll raise it to 10 bucks an hour. So when would you like to start?" The employee replies, "How about in 3 months?"
Thanks to Jim for sending these pictures: Our night blooming cereus bloomed while I was away this weekend, and my wife got these photos. Jim
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Christopher Gray, 30 in Quincy, Massachusetts "Arrest me please" ad QUINCY, Mass. (AP) - A man has been arrested after he allegedly placed an advertisement on Craigslist selling marijuana. Police said undercover detectives responded to the advertisement and bought a small bag of pot from 30-year-old Christopher Gray for $45. According to police, Christopher Gray posted the advertisement on the online classified site with the words "420 help is here." The item read "Give me a ring if you need some help," and listed a phone number, which a detective called Friday and arranged for a meeting with Gray in Quincy. 420 (pronounced four-twenty) has been a nickname for smoking dope since the early 70's.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Andrew Re: Hotmail Problem Dear Webby, For some unknown reason I have not been receiving your news letter for over a week. I would appreciate being re-instated. My e-mail address is a*****@hotmail.com. Many thanks, Andrew Dear Andrew Apparently Ho'mail has decided that, if you are not smart enough to get a respectable email address, then you are not smart enough to read all those subscriptions anyway. You are not the only one that they are censoring. There is absolutely nothing I can do about the sniveling ninnies. Once your subscription has entered the Ho'Mail server, it is strictly between them and you. You can either 1) Contact Ho'mail support and ask them to stop censoring your subscriptions or 2) Get a more reliable and more respectable email address. You can get a free gmail address, or you can get a free address from your ISP, or I can make you a free address, that you can use with proper POP and even check with webmail. Have FUN! DearWebby
Mother: "Why are you home from school so early?" Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh, really? What was the question?" Son: "Who threw the tomato at the principal?"

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Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Dryer Sheets for Dusting To dust all the furniture, I use a sheet of "Bounce" that is commonly used for the dryer. I don't know what's in it, but I save time as the dust does not stick to the furniture as much as it used to with my regular dusting cloth. By Bobby from Montreal, Canada Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at http://www.myfrugallife.com Thriftyfun.com also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the ThriftyFun.com list, you can vote for it here:

A redneck boy came home from class and his redneck father asked, "What did you learn in algebra class today, son?" "Well, I learned Pi R Square," replied the boy. "Now, hold on there son," he quickly replied, "you may think I am stupid, but everybody knows that pie are round."
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