Dear Webby: AOL Trick 

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It's Thursday,  July 23, 2009

"The punishment of wise men who refuse to take part in the government is to live under the government of worse men." --- Plato What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive? --- Irv Kupcinet
The factory of the future will have two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog, and the dog will be there to keep the man from touching the computers.
The teacher wrote "Like I ain't had no fun in months" on the board and then she said, "Johnnie , how should I correct that?" Johnnie replied, "Get a new boyfriend?"
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor thy father and thy mother," she asked "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy answered, "Thou shall not kill."
Thanks to Ann for these pictures: Hi Webby, Well, Hotmail finally stopped your Humor letter from coming to my mailbox. I wrote to them and it took about a week, but they are letting you in again. Glad I don't have to keep going to the website to read you. I thought you might like to see these pics. This little Hummingbird flew into our garage and couldn't figure out how to get out. It kept flying up near the ceiling and there are lots of "dust bunnies" up there and they tangled around its beak. Finally exhausted it went into my husband's hand. If you look at the pic closely you can see its beak covered with the webbing. I cleaned it off and we took it to the bird bath and it perked right up. It still sat in his hand for another few minutes before flying off to a tree. Hope you are having a great week, Ann
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Joshua Wayne Peters, 17, and Keith Rapheal Boudreaux, 30, in Panama City Beach, Florida TV looked awfully familiar It seemed like more than a lucky coincidence when two men called a Panama City Beach man offering to sell him a 32-inch, flat-screen TV for only $150. It was a 32-inch, flat-screen TV just like the one he had lost in a burglary, and they seemed to know that he needed one. Actually, investigators determined it was the same 32-inch, flat-screen TV, reports. Joshua Wayne Peters, 17, and Keith Rapheal Boudreaux, 30, now are in the Bay County Jail, charged with burglary of a dwelling and dealing in stolen property.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Helene Re: AOL trick Dear Webby; Your letter's a pleasure to read. The stories are both educational and entertaining. I'm curious as I know AOL has caused problems for your recipients, especially if they want to vote or follow a link -- if I hold and press the cursor for about 10 seconds, it will eventually take me to the link I'm trying to get. Why does it matter about holding & pressing the link down? Although I can't understand that, it DOES work. Any theories? Thanks a lot for your thoughts. Helene Dear Helene That seems to be an exclusive AOL "feature", that we don't have up here on the real Internet. However, I am glad for you, that you found a trick to bypass their censorship! Have FUN! DearWebby
David's wife was mad at him, because he forgot her birthday. Quick-witted, David said, "But how do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?"

Daily tip from Plant Shade Trees to Conserve Energy I have a large shade tree on the south side of my property that keeps the summer sun off of my mobile home. This shade tree makes such a big difference that I rarely need air conditioning. It's a large cedar, but any fast growing tree will work. If you plant a tree that loses it's leaves in the fall, then you'll still get the benefit of winter sunshine to help heat your home! By Cyinda from Near Seattle Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:

Recipe: A series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients you forgot to buy, in utensils you don't own, to make a dish the dog won't eat. And then there are those of us who consider a recipe as an approximate starting point for wild experiments and wacky changes, and who get impatient when other people can't get the same results, when they follow a simple recipe.
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A guy walks in a bar, and buys a huge beer. Then he sees someone he knows, and decides to go and say Hi ! to them, but he does not want to take his beer mug with him. So he keeps it on a table, along with a note "I spit in this beer" thinking that no one will have it then. Upon return, he sees another note saying "Me too!"
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