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"It's not so much how busy you are, but why you are busy. The bee is praised. The mosquito is swatted." --- Mary O'Connor
Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man. "This young man agreed to marry my daughter," said one. "No! He agreed to marry MY daughter," said the other. And so they haggled before the King, until he called for silence. "Bring me my biggest sword," said Solomon, "and I shall hew the young man in half. Each of you shall receive a half." "Sounds good to me," said the first lady. But the other woman said, "Oh Sire, do not spill innocent blood. Let the other woman's daughter marry him." The wise king did not hesitate a moment. "The young man must marry the first woman's daughter," he proclaimed. "But she was willing to hew him in two!" exclaimed the king's court. "Indeed," said wise King Solomon. "That shows she is the TRUE mother-in-law."
Old Andrzej was a minister in a small Polish town. He had always been a good man and lived by the Bible. One day God decided to reward him, with the answer to any three questions Andrzej would like to ask. Old Andrzej did not need much time to consider, and the first question was: "Will there ever be married Catholic priests?" God promptly replied: "Not in your life-time." Andrzej thought for a while, and then came up with the second question: "what about female priests then, will we have that one day?" Again God had to disappoint Old Andrzej: "Not in your life-time, I'm afraid." Andrzej was sorry to hear that, and he decided to drop the subject. After having though for a while, he asked the last question: "Will there ever be another Polish pope?" God answered quickly and with a firm voice, "Not in My life time."

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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Jeremiah Romero, 29 of Albuquerque, New mexico Security Camera star ALBUQUERQUE, NM -- An Albuquerque, New Mexico man accused of stealing security cameras may have a tough time in court explaining why his face appears in the surveillance footage. It's the middle of the day outside Pat Hurley Community Center and police say 29-year-old Jeremiah Romero and another female suspect are looking for electronics. They have their eye on a security camera, video shows the two casing out the area. As the woman stands as a lookout, the camera is violently jerked and ripped from the wall. But taking one camera wasn't enough. Later that day they returned for a second camera, say police. As the camera comes down, it captures a picture of the suspect, 29-year-old Jeremiah Romero. You can even see a crowbar in his hand. "We could not ask for a better panoramic view of someone's facial identity," said Commander Conrad Candelaria of the Albuquerque Police Department. A community center worker who saw Romero in the video later spotted him at a local business and called police. Officers are still looking for his accomplice. Police have not found the cameras, which are worth about $2,100.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Noella Re: Lost hover text Dear Webby, I so appreciate your help in times past. My question is about hovering over a link in a web page. I no longer see the address of the link in the bar at the bottom of the page, in fact, there is no bar at the bottom of the page. How do I get that back? Thanks again, Noella Dear Noella In FireFox you click on VIEW, StatusBar Have FUN! DearWebby
The case concerned a will and Kelly was a witness. The attorney asked:"Was the deceased in the habit of talking to himself when he was alone?" "I don't know," said Kelly. "Come now man, you don't know and yet you pretend you were intimately acquainted with the deceased?" "Well, Mr. Lawyer," said Kelly, "I never happened to be with him when he was alone. "
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During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red faced colonel at the wheel. "Your jeep stuck, sir?" asked the lieutenant as he pulled alongside. "Nope," replied the colonel, coming over and handing him the keys, "Yours is."
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Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by the doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy, son?" "My father said it'd be a good idea, sir." "Oh? And what does your father do?" "He's in the Army, sir."
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