Dear Webby: How do I send a screen shot of my desktop? 

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It's Saturday,  August 8, 2009

For every action there is an equal and opposite government program. --- Bob Wells Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. --- Bill Watterson
A lady came to the hospital to visit a friend. She had not been in a hospital for several years and felt very ignorant about all the new technology. A technician followed her onto the elevator, wheeling a large, intimidating looking machine with tubes and wires and dials. "Boy, would I hate to be hooked up to that thing," she said. "So would I," replied the technician. "It's a floor-cleaning machine."
Joe was hospitalized for a few days, and his wife reported that his dog really missed him. "She spends the night at the front door, awaiting your return," she said. "What an example of true love," he replied. "I wonder if you'd be that concerned about me?" "Honey," his wife answered, as she grabbed the rolling pin, "if you were gone overnight, and I didn't know where you were, you can be sure I'd be waiting for you at the front door."
Thanks to Sue for this picture: The Canadian Eastern Kingbird are bold aggressive fly catchers. They perch in one spot constantly looking around and then flying out to catch insects in the air. I have yet to catch one miss their prey. Sue
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to AARP in Dallas, Texas AARP refuses to listen AARP scheduled a "We want to listen to our members" meeting in Dallas, Texas for August 4. When the seniors wanted to ask questions or voce their feelings, the AARP staff got into a snit and walked out. They had expected a few docile old fogies to politely applaud after AARP delivered the prepared dictates, not people actually talking just because AARP had promised to listen to them. The video doesn't show any KGB agents strutting in and arresting people on the spot for standing up, but they took the microphone and left. Here is video of that AARP meeting. [www_breitbart_tv] I can imagine that a lot of people tore up their AARP membership cards before the evening was over, and that a lot more will soon.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Cookie Re: Send picture of the desktop Dear Webby Is there a way I can send someone a shot of my desktop? Thanks in advance for your help again. Cookie Dear Cookie Yes, sure. Hit the PrintScreen key Go into your email or any graphics program and hit the Paste button on your mouse or CTRL V. That's all there is to it. Have FUN! DearWebby

Daily tip from Organize Your Shopping List By Aisle Next time you go to the grocery store, take a little extra time to write down the main items of each aisle, and area. When you get home, type it out in the order you shop in the store. Make copies of this and you can just check off or highlight the items you need each week and save time of making a list, and being able to read it. If you shop at several stores, make one for each store. By K from Leavenworth, WA Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:

A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat. She thinks to herself, "Here's another male chauvinist pig trying to keep suppressing the independence of a woman by implying she is obligated to be grateful for a lousy seat", and she pushes him back onto the seat. A few minutes later, the man tries to get up again. She is insulted again and refuses to let him up.Finally, the man says, "Lady, you'll have to go harass somebody else now. I'm past my stop already and got to get off the bus."
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A man and woman are having marriage problems, and decide to end their union after a very short time together. After a most brief attempt to reconcile, the couple goes to court to finalize their break-up. The judge asks the husband, "What has brought you to the point that you are now at, where you are not able to keep this marriage together?" The husband says, "In the six weeks we've been together, we haven't been able to agree on one thing." The wife says, "Six and a half weeks."
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