Dear Webby: Blog versus web site 

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Men who never get carried away should be. -- Malcolm Forbes
Father: "Son, I'm very worried about you being at the bottom of your class." Son: "Don't fret Dad. They teach the same stuff to both ends."
In a way, colleges & insane asylums are both mental institutions. The major difference being you have to show some improvement to "graduate" from an asylum.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Lloyd Virgil Barclay, 51, of Philadelphia, PA Robber left wallet and ID at the bank BETHLEHEM, Pa. (AP) - Authorities in eastern Pennsylvania say they have identified a suspected bank robber using the wallet he left behind. Bethlehem police say 51-year-old Lloyd Virgil Barclay held up a KNBT branch on Wednesday morning, making off with $800. But Barclay forgot his wallet, which police say he placed on the teller's counter when he presented a note demanding money. The wallet had two photo IDs, a Social Security card and a Philadelphia criminal registration card. Police say the ID pictures match Barclay's image in surveillance footage. Barclay, of Philadelphia, has been charged with robbery and other offenses. He is black, 5 feet 8 inches or 5 feet 9 inches tall with a gold tooth in the front of his mouth. He was carrying a purple backpack, wearing a Baltimore Ravens baseball hat, and is expected to show up at another are bank soon.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Lucille Re: Blog versus web site Dear Webby 'splain to me the difference between a Blog and a Web Site, in the concise and short way only an ornery old curmudgeon like you can do it. Lu Dear Lucille In short, a blog is a Blimey LOG, not a web site, even though some thilly twits, who can't afford a web site, are trying to use a blog as a poor kid's substitute for a site. . A blog is a travel-log, diary, scratch pad, where you casually record the events of the hour or the day, stuff that you might forget by the time you get home. Some of the best Blog ramblings MIGHT make it onto the site, and get framed properly there, for thousands of generations to enjoy, but most of the blog is just disconnected ramblings. Just like a diary, a blog is organized CHRONOLOGICALLY. You can make references and links to your site, proper, where stuff is organized thematically. That is the modus operandi for the blog. To send people to your site! On the blog you giggle and laugh and joke and show cleavage, and entertain the folks. And when their resistance is down, then you sneak in a few links to your site, proper. Trying to pervert a blog into a thematically organized site substitute is thilly. There should be absolutely no duplication of the site, but lots of references to it. Have FUN! DearWebby
During a children's sermon the pastor asked the children what "Amen" means. A little boy raised his hand and said: "It means --- "Annnnnd They're Offf, racing for the parking lot!"
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Kyle and Justin were about to eat with the baby sitter when 6 year old Kyle said, "You can't sit in Daddy's seat!" "Daddy's not home," the baby sitter replied. "Since I'm responsible for you while he's gone, I can sit here. Today I'm the boss." Justin, the 4 year old, quickly piped up, "If you're the boss, you have to sit over there in Mommy's chair!"
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A man was sitting alone in his office one night when a genie popped up out of his ashtray and said, "And what will your third wish be?" The man looked at the genie and said, "Huh? How can I be getting a third wish when I haven't had a first or second wish yet?" "You have had two wishes already," the genie said, "but your second wish was for me to put everything back the way it was before you made your first wish. Thus, you remember nothing, because everything is the way it was before you made any wishes. You now have one wish left." "Okay," said the man, "I don't believe this, but what the heck. I wish I were irresistible to women." "Funny," said the genie as it granted his wish and disappeared forever. "That was your first wish, too!"
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