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You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you. --- Eric Hoffer If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going. --- Socratex
An elderly retired couple were driving down the East coast, when they stopped in Georgia for a fuel stop. The elderly woman was very hard of hearing, and usually asked her husband to repeat everything. An elderly station attendent came to the car and started filling the fuel tank. Making idle talk, he asked if the man liked the weather, to which the man replied, "very much". What'd he say?, asked the woman. "He asked if I like the weather, and I told him yes", replied her husband. "Where are you-all headed", asked the attendant. "Oh, we're going to Jacksonville", he repied. "What'd he say?", asked the woman. "He asked where we're going, and I told him to Jacksonville", the husband replied. "Where are you-all from", inquired the attendant a few moments later. "Oh, we're from Maine," the man replied. "Ah, I was in Maine for two years while I was in the Air Force, replied the attendant. In fact, I dated a girl from Maine while I was there. It didn't last long though. I have to tell you, that girl was the worst cook I ever knew." "What'd he say?" inquired the woman. "He said he thinks he knows you," replied her husband.
A woman rushed into the supermarket to pick up a few items. She headed for the express line where the clerk was talking on the phone with his back turned to her. "Excuse me," she said, "I'm in a hurry. Could you check me out, please?" The clerk turned, stared at her for a second, looked her up and down, smiled and said, "You are looking just fine, don't worry."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Stephfon Bennett, 20, of Columbus, Ohio Robber returns to ask for a date COLUMBUS, Ohio Police said they arrested a robber on Sunday after he returned to his victim's home to ask her out on a date. According to investigators, Stephfon Bennett was one of three men who robbed a couple on the city's north side late Sunday night, 10TV News reported. Less than two hours after the robbery, police said that Bennett, 20, returned to the home and asked Diana Martinez out on a date. "We are not exactly sure what he was thinking at the time," said Columbus police Sgt. Sean Laird. "She recognized him right away when he returned and was able to have her cousin call 911." Martinez told 10TV News that Bennett asked her if she had a boyfriend and wanted to go out on a date. Officers arrived and arrested Bennett in front of the house, police said. Stephfon Bennett faces aggravated robbery charges. The other two men suspected of breaking into the home remained at-large.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Charlotte Re: Can't get to Hicards Hello, you have a problem with your site can not get on line with your ecards. Charlotte Dear Charlotte You have to either ask AOL support to stop blocking you from going to, or visit a friend, who is not handicapped by AOL. Anybody, who is on the real Internet, can go to without any problem whatsoever. does not block anybody. Hicards is a clean, family safe site and welcomes anybody and everybody, without any exception. I have no idea why AOL is blocking you from going to That is strictly between AOL and you. Have FUN! DearWebby
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he began crying, God appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter told Him that his axe has fallen into water. God went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?", God asked. The woodcutter said "No". God again went down and came up with a silver axe." "Is this your axe?", God asked. The wood cutter said "No". God went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your axe?", God asked. The wood cutter said "Yes". God was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all the three axes. The woodcutter went home happily. One day while he was walking with his wife along the river, his wife fell into the river. When he began crying, God appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?" "My wife has fallen into water." God went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez. "Is this your wife?", God asked. "Yes", he said. God was furious. "You cheat! I will curse you......", God scolded. He quickly said, "Forgive me My Lord. It is a misunderstanding. If I say "No" to Jennifer Lopez, you will come up with Catherine Zeta Jones. If I also say "No" to her, you will finally come up with my wife and I will say "Yes". Then you will give all the three to me. I am a poor man. I will not be able to look after all three. So that's why I had to say "Yes" before things got too expensive!"
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"So you claim this man just walked up and hit you with malice forethought?" asked the lawyer. "Look, smart alec, I know all about you lawyers and your tricks. You can't mix me up that easy," replied the elderly man. "I said he hit me with his fist, and I'm sticking to it."
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