Dear Webby: Internet Radio 

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It's Thursday,  September 24, 2009

"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans." --- John Lennon
Thanks to Dianne for this story: After staying up far too late one night watching football, my husband fell asleep in his chair in front of the television. He looked so comfortable I couldn't bear to wake him and just let him spend the night there. In the morning, I shook him awake and said, "Get up, it's twenty to seven." Without missing a beat, he said, "Which team has twenty?"
First Hunter (panting): "I just met a great big bear in the woods!" Second Hunter: "Good! Did you give him both barrels?" First Hunter: "Both barrels? I gave him the whole gun!!"
Thanks to Trish for sending these pictures: Bondi Beach Sydney Australia early today 23.09.2009 Sydney Harbour Bridge Australia early today 23.09.2009 Sydey Australia early today 23.09.2009
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Kristopher Wayne Kuster of Crestview, Florida Stolen property recovered with thief's wallet inside CRESTVIEW — On Sept. 17, deputies responded to a home on Pandora Drive that had been burglarized. Over 16 items were stolen valued at a total of $4,150. Among the items were several guns, knives, money and a camera, according to a report from the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office. Following the initial investigation, the victim informed officers that his neighbor had found a gun case hidden underneath some azalea bushes. Deputies speculate that the case was to be picked up at a later time. The victim identified the case as his and several items inside the case were also identified as his. Deputies also found a black wallet containing a chrome chain with the Florida Driver’s License and Social Security Card for Kristopher Wayne Kuster. Deputies went to the address listed on his license, which was approximately 300 yards from the victim’s home. An interview was conducted with both Kuster and the woman he was living with. The woman provided information about seeing the stolen property and the time-frame that Kuster left to commit the burglary. Kuster was taken into custody and later provided information on the woman he was living with that was an accomplice in the act. Kuster was arrested for armed burglary, criminal mischief and grand theft.
From the Tech Support Pits: From:Adriane Re: Internet radio Dear Webby, We moved and I don't at all like the local radio stations. You once mentioned some Internet radio, but at that time I was not interested. Is there one that is safe and does not require joining anything or buying a special player? Thanks Adriane Dear Adriane Accuradio is safe and works just fine with FierFox or IE6, and probably many other browsers too. You don't need any special player. Just open a fresh browser window, browse to that link, select one of the about 20 channels, adjust the volume and size that window down to credit card or stamp size, so that you just see the volume and the skip control. Then open a separate browser window for your regular stuff. If you just open it in a tab, it is harder to find, if you need to silence it quickly for a voice call. The volume control on it is independent of your main volume control, and it doesn't interfere with Skype calls. You can leave it playing. However, with landline or cell calls on hand sets that have a very small microphone and greatly amplify the input, you will need to pause the radio. Have FUN! DearWebby
A little girl was wearing one of those Medical Alert bracelets. Someone asked her what the bracelet was for. She replied, "I'm allergic to nuts and eggs." The person asked, "Are you allergic to cats too?" The little girl said, "I don't know..... I haven't learned how to cook those yet."
Daily tip from Hang Shelves in Front of Your Windows If you need more space and have no place to hang shelves you can hang open-backed shelves in front of your windows. In the kitchen, this is a great place to store colored glass ware (like depression or cobalt glass) because the sun looks great shining through the glass. And in a craft room you can put clear plastic shoe boxes with your crafts inside. Just remember to never store fabric or things that can absorb moisture on a window shelf, but window shelves are a great place to store your pottery, dishes and glasses! By CDR Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:

After the plane reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from Calgary to Denver. The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax - OH MY GOD, NO, AHHH!!!" Silence followed and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking, the flight attendant brought me a cup of very hot coffee and spilled it in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" A passenger in Coach said, "That's nothing! ............He should see the BACK of MINE!"
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Thanks to Ethel for this one: Dear Webby, want to make a tasty and nutritious meal out of those left-over banana peels? Put them in a coffee can and bury them to a depth of two feet. Leave them there all summer. When you dig them up and open the can, the odor is so bad that it will actually cause birds to fall from the sky. Cook birds at 400 degrees for half an hour. Sincerely, Ethel.
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