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Little Johnny and his family were having a fancy dinner at his Uncle Rodney's house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When Little Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away. "Johnny, wait until we say our prayer." "I don't have to," the boy replied. "Of course you do," his mother insisted. "We say a prayer before eating at OUR house." "That's at OUR house," Johnny explained. "But this is Uncle Rodney's house and HIS cooking ALWAYS turns out OK!"
Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the other day, a passenger noticed that the "Fasten Seat Belts" sign was kept lit during the whole journey, although the flight was a particularly smooth one. Just before landing, he asked the stewardess about it. "Well," she explained, "up front there are 17 University of California girls going to Los Angeles for the weekend. In back, there are 25 Coast Guard enlistees . . . What would you do?"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Police Officials in Brisbane, Australia Uproar over naked drill BRISBANE, Australia (UPI) -- Officials in Australia say they are investigating a high-profile streaking incident in which the perpetrators are said to have been five police officers. Five members of the Queensland hostage negotiation-and-bomb squad were suspended this week after allegedly staging at least four naked "Chinese fire drills" on the streets of Brisbane during a raucous Sunday bachelor party. The Times of London reported Brisbane police didn't see the humor in the incident and turned the matter over to an ethics committee. The newspaper said the circumstances go far beyond a lack of clothing. It appears the officers -- who ranged in rank from senior constable on up to sergeant -- were traveling in an unmarked police vehicle at the time and at least one of them was on duty. -------- Well, so what? And tomorrow you expect them to defuse bombs and negotiate with armed hostage takers. That prank rates a chuckle, not disciplinary action!
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Patricia Re: Numbering files Dear dear Wonderful Webby. Sometime ago you told us how to number many files at one time by just clicking a couple of keys. I didn't need it then but I sure do now! Can you repeat the instructions again please. Thank you. Patricia Dear Patricia There are lots of free renamers available. I tested a whole bunch of them and found Rename Master to be the easiest to use. It is completely free, not a trial. You can download it from Rename Master Have FUN! DearWebby
A pastor was giving the children's lesson during a sunday morning service on the Ten Commandments. After explaining the commandment to "honor they father and thy mother," he asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat, one five-year old boy answered loudly, "Thou shalt not kill!"
Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Protect Your Garden From Early Frost When it's time for frost to hit and we still have veggies that are still producing, we drape sheets or blankets over the veggies before dark. Then when we get up in the morning before the sun is fully out, we take the sheets or blankets off, so as to not bruise the veggies or give them black spot, especially on the tomatoes. By Betsy from Hoagland, IN Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at http://www.myfrugallife.com Thriftyfun.com also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the ThriftyFun.com list, you can vote for it here:

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Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up a storm, and Little Johnny asked his mom, "Where did we get him?" His mother replied, "He came from heaven, Johnny." Johnny said, "Well I can see why they threw HIM out!"
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