Firefox redirect warning 



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A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn't been feeling well. The doctor examines him, leaves the room and comes back with three different bottles of pills. The doctor says, "Take the Big pill with a big glass of water when you get up. Take the little pink pill with a big glass of water after lunch. Then just before going to bed, take the red pill with another big glass of water." Startled to be put on so much medicine the man stammers, "My goodness, doc, exactly what's my problem?" Doctor says, "You're not drinking enough water."
Recently, in Traffic Court, a man who received an expensive parking ticket testified that a uniformed Policeman had given his OK for the man to park there. The Judge asked the man if he would recognize the Officer if he ever saw him again, and the man replied that he would. The Judge then said, "Good. When you see the Officer again, tell him he owes you 57 dollars. Next..."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Derrick Albert Robinson, 41, Gainesvile, Florida Burglar left hos phone behind GAINESVILLE, Fla. (UPI) -- Police in Florida said they arrested a car burglary suspect who apparently left his cell phone at the scene of the crime. Gainesville, Fla., police said a man turned in the cell phone Sunday saying he discovered the item in his unlocked car after someone had rifled through the inside of the vehicle, the Gainesville Sun reported. The officer called a number on the phone and Derrick Albert Robinson, 41, was identified as the phone's owner by a friend. Police told the friend Robinson could pick up the phone at the police department's downtown substation. Robinson arrived at the substation and was arrested shortly after 4:30 a.m. Monday. He identified the phone as his but said he did not know how it ended up in the burglarized car. Investigators said Robinson was carrying an iPod that was reported stolen in a separate burglary. Robinson, who previously served prison sentences for drug possession, burglary, trafficking in stolen property, theft and obstructing a criminal investigation, was charged with burglary and trespassing.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Jo Re: Firefox warning about page redirections Dear Webby, I wrote before and think I was not real clear with the problem. I get this message when i try to click on a link in my gmail emails "firefox prevented this page from automatically redirecting to another page" then I have to click on "allow" sometimes twice. Jo Dear Jo You can turn that warning off in the Options, but I would not advise that. There is a very good reason for that warning.. Quite often malicious domains are hiding behind harmless looking ones, and FireFox warns you if you are being forwarded somewhere, where you might not really want to go to. Not ALL forwards are dangerous. Some are quite beneficial, for example if you are forwarded into a secure area to finalize your shopping. However, FireFox, and probably other browsers too, warn you that there IS forwarding going on, and to be careful. Have FUN! DearWebby
During our church service one Sunday, a parishioner was speaking about an emotionally charged topic and had trouble controlling her tears. Finishing her remarks, she told the congregation, "I apologize for crying so much. I'm usually not such a big boob." The minister rose to close the session and remarked, "That's quite okay. We all like big boobs."
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A young minister sitting down to dinner was about to say Grace when he opened the casserole dish that his thrifty bride had prepared from all of the refrigerator leftovers. "I don't know," he said dubiously, "but it seems to me that I've aleady blessed all this stuff before."
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I was recovering from surgery when a charity representative phoned asking me to take part in a door-to-door fund-raising effort. "Sorry," I replied, "but I've been incapacitated." Undaunted, the caller kept trying to convince me to change my mind and volunteer. I interrupted and said, "I'm incapacitated. Do you know what that means?" She hesitated. "It means your head was cut off?" "No", I tod her. "But YOU can loose 15 pounds of ugly fat! Try our handy, dandy Do-It-Yourself Guillotine!"

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