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Science fiction writers foresee the inevitable, and although problems and catastrophes may be inevitable, solutions are not. --- Isaac Asimov When I'm working on a problem, I never think about beauty. I think only how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong. --- Richard Buckminster Fuller
A teacher was upset that one little boy was swearing in class. "Todd," she said, "you shouldn't use that kind of language. Where did you hear those words?" "My daddy says that," Todd replied. "Well, that doesn't matter," the teacher explained. "I don't want to hear that language in here again." Turning away, the teacher muttered "At least he doesn't know what it means." "I do, too!" the little boy replied. "It means the car won't start!
A Scotsman was dying. On his deathbed, he looked up and said: "Is my wife here?" His wife replies: "Yes, dear, I'm here, next to you." The Scot goes: "Are my children here?" "Yes, daddy, we are all here." say the children. The Scot: "Are my other relatives also here?" And they say: "Yes, we are all here..." The Scot gets up and says: "If nobody is sneaking into my whiskey, then why the heck is the light on in the kitchen?"
Mike O'Callaghan and Pat Tillman bridge over the Colorado River at the Hoover Dam. Arch is completed! If you want the picture in larger size, tell me what size you want all the way up to 2400x1800.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to a 54 year old dopey woman in Brant township, Saginaw Michigan Woman calls cops over stolen marijuana plants Example of how some people haven't quite grasped what it is the police do, a woman called the cops to report the fact that her marijuana plants had been stolen. According to police the 54-year-old woman from Brant Township in Michigan called authorities after two men broke into her home, and demanded her crop of marijuana. According to Detective Sgt. Randy F. Pfau, the woman claimed the two men fled after taking the plants. Officers responding to her call promptly arrested her on charges of manufacturing and delivering marijuana. She claimed the crop was for personal use, but did not have a medical marijuana card required under Michigan's recently-passed laws on personal use of the drug.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Bev Re: Microsoft Office replacement Dear Webby, Here I am, back again for your expert advise. I have a friend who has an eye condition and doesn't have a computer. I have been writting to her in bold large letters using Microsoft office word. Now they want me to buy it for $229.95 Is there another free program that I could use? Your humor letter and my cup of coffee starts my day off right. Thank you, Bev Dear Bev You have seen me mention Open Office! Just go to my tool box and download it. It is free, and better than Microsoft Office. You can even write PDF eBooks with it! I have used it for years and it is just fine. Have FUN! DearWebby
Doctor: "Have you ever been troubled by appendicitis?" Patient: "Only when I've tried to spell it."
Daily tip from Swap Sports Supplies with Other Parents My son has played football for 8 years and is currently playing JV football in high school. My husband is a coach for the youth football league so I have faced the cost of spikes, etc many times. Talk to other parents, they may have used gear they can't use anymore. Also talk to coaches of the sport your child is in, they accumulate extra stuff all the time. I have several sets of spikes my son can't use anymore so I go to my husband's practice and see if anyone else can use them. By Kim from Franklin Park Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:

One day Father Boudreaux and Father Thibodeaux wus fishin on da side of da road. So as not a make it obvius that they were fishing, they hung a big religious poster over a highway sign. Actually it was da back offa Madonna poster and dey had hand lettered on it: "The End is Near! Turn yurself 'Round now afore it's too late!" Well, dis one car dat passed didn't appreciate the sign an da driver wus shouting at dem and hollerin "Git Lost, you religious nuts!" Den all of a sudden dey heard a big splash, an dey looked at each other, an Fr. Boudreaux said ..... "ya think it's maybbie bad luck ta hang a Madonna poster onn da 'Bridge Out' sign?"
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A customer moves away from a bank window, counts his change, and then goes back and says to the cashier, "Hey, you gave me the wrong change!" "Sir, you stepped away from the counter," said the cashier. "We don't make corrections after you leave. There's nothing I can do about it now. That's the policy of this bank." "Well, ok," answered the customer. "Just thought you'd like to know that you gave me an extra twenty. Bye."

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