Good Morning,  !
It's Sunday,  October 18, 2009

Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
--- Benjamin Franklin

How much more grievous are the consequences of anger
than the causes of it.
--- Marcus Aurelius

Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you
 help them to become what they are capable of becoming.
--- Goethe


A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends
when the subject of marriage counseling came up.

"Oh, we'll never need that. My husband and I have a great
relationship," the wife explained. "He was a communications major
in college and I majored in theater arts. He communicates real
well and I just act like I'm listening."


Getting away from their high-stress jobs, a couple spends
relaxing weekends in their motor home. When they found their
peace and quiet disturbed by well-meaning, but unwelcome,
visits from other campers, they devised a plan to assure
themselves some privacy.

Now, when they set up camp, they place this sign on the door
of their RV:

Insurance agent. Ask about our term-life package.


Thanks to Jai for this picture:


Here are a couple pics from our most recent trip 
up to Lake Wabakimi, Canada
Enjoy
Jay

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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD
goes to Nicole Altendorf, 37, in Grnd Forks, ND

Woman shows porno near school

GRAND FORKS, N.D. (AP) - A woman is accused of showing a 
pornographic video out the window of her Grand Forks home 
near an elementary school. Police said 37-year-old Nicole 
Altendorf bit an officer's arm and kicked him several times 
in the groin as he tried arrest her Friday. In the squad car, 
she allegedly spit in the officer's face.

Altendorf faces felony charges of simple assault, contact by 
bodily fluids and preventing arrest, along with misdemeanor 
charges of possessing drug paraphernalia and disorderly 
conduct, and of course the porno near schools charges.


From the Tech Support Pits:
From: Carolyn
Re: bing

Dear Webby, 
I sure hope you don't retire anytime soon!! You are the only 
one I trust with answers. I received a message the other 
day saying I needed to update (either Java or flash player, 
I can't remember which) and I started to do it
but it said it would make Bing my toolbar. I don't know what 
Bing is so I got off and did not update the message.
Is it safe to do use Bing? Thanks again for the great newletter 
and all your help.
 
Carolyn 

Dear Carolyn
My machines work just fine without Bing, Bong or similar Crapola.
No legitimate or respectable program requires you to accept crap 
that you wouldn't choose voluntarily.

The real Bing MIGHT be OK, but anything that is installed
against your wishes, and doesn't allow you to decline,
is probably seriously bad stuff.

It's one thing to OFFER you the Google or Yahoo tool bar, 
which can be cleanly un-installed with one click, 
as a voluntary CHOICE, without any coercion,
and something totally different to foist crap on you, without 
giving you the choice to decline. 

Neither Java nor Flash push crap on you, so most likely you 
got suckered into a fake or spoof..
Run a good virus and malware scan!

Have FUN!
DearWebby


 was waiting on a London street corner.
An attractive English girl was passing by when a gust of
wind blew her dress above her waist.
's comment was: "A bit airy...."
Hearing this, the girl replied indignantly,
" 'ell yes! What did you expect ..... feathers?!"


Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com

Plan Meals in Advance to Save Grocery Money
The number one way I save money on my groceries is menu 
planning. I write out what we will have for dinner the whole 
week, make up the grocery list, and add to it any necessity 
items such as toilet paper, detergent, etc. Sticking to the 
list has helped me a lot in saving money buying items I 
don't really need that week or giving in to temptation 
buying things that look good, but most likely won't get 
used. I have cut my grocery bill by almost 40 to even 50 
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Classmates at college were lamenting the cost of long
distance phone service and debating the relative advantages of
AT&T, MCI, and Sprint.
"I've found CTC to be the cheapest plan around," offered one.
"CTC? Who are they?"
"You know," he responded, "Call Them Collect."


Ophelia Dingbatter's News

No sermon here and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for adults.

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One day, a foreign family arrived in New York City.
This was the first time out of their native village,
and it didn't take long before the wife got lost.

The husband asked a passerby for help and was told
to go to the police and report it.

When he got there, a police officer asked him for
the wife's description.

"What's that?" asked the man. "Well, you see a
description is telling what something looks like.
For example, my wife is 25-years-old, 5'11", 140 lbs,
38-25-36 measurements. Now, what can you tell me about
your wife?"

"Maria can wait, lets go look for yours!"






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