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Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything. --- Muhammad Ali
Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should give that money to charity," said the sales girl. Fred thought for a moment and said, "OK, I'll buy the chocolate. Then YOU can give the money to charity."
TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects? JOSE: Don't bite any. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I". ELLEN: I is... TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am." ELLEN: All right, have it your way.... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
Lahr, Germany
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Stacy Kolinski, 22, of Lafayette, NY NY woman arrives drunk to pick up DUI friend LAFAYETTE, N.Y. (AP) - Troopers have charged a 22-year-old upstate New York woman with aggravated driving while intoxicated after she showed up drunk at the state police barracks to give a ride to a friend who had been arrested earlier for DWI. Troopers said Stacy Kolinski had a blood alcohol level of .20 percent - more than double the legal limit - when she arrived at the Lafayette barracks 10 miles south of Syracuse around 2:30 a.m. Sunday. Kolinski came to the barracks to give a ride to 34-year-old George Reddick who was stopped for speeding earlier Sunday morning and charged with DWI and misdemeanor criminal possession of cocaine. Reddick and Kolinski were both issued tickets to appear in town court at a later date, preferably sober.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Annette Re: HTTP ERROR 12152 Dear Webby, Good morning, this is my enjoy time of the day, early morning and reading your news. Hope you are having a gooday and week. Can you tell me what a HTTP ERROR 12152 is? I would like to know so I can try and fix a problem I keep getting, thanks Annette. Dear Annette usually that error indicates a connection problem. Test your connectivity with the Internet Frog: Sometimes you can clear a bad connection by getting to a DOS command prompt and typing ipconfig /flushdns and hit Enter. Then try the frog again. You can use your numbers as ammo when you call your ISP. Have FUN! DearWebby
When the car engine developed a slight knock, Joe asked his wife if she had bought high octane or regular gas, but she couldn't remember. "You probably got the cheaper gas," he said. "That could account for the roughness of the engine." "No, the gas wasn't cheaper!" she replied indignantly. "Well, how much did it cost?" asked the husband probingly. "It cost the same as always," Nancy replied. "I told the man to put in ten dollars worth, as usual."
Daily tip from Refurbish Old Plastic Pumpkins With Paint Recycle your old faded plastic pumpkins with a new coat of paint and a little glitter. Acrylic paint works best for indoor and outdoor use. By Laura from Newberry, FL Unless you have old pumpkin paint sitting around, it will be a lot cheaper to buy a fresh pumpkin. Paint is getting more expensive, but pumpkins are getting cheaper. Pumpkin seeds are amongst the world's 10 healthiest foods. If you wash them, sprinkle them with steak spice or onion salt, and lightly roast them for 10 minutes, you can use them for an interesting TV snack, or toss them into a salad. Or sprinkle them with sugar and cinnamon instead, before roasting. They will turn the most boring porridge into a royal breakfast. Have FUN! DearWebby Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:

At a Milwaukee post office, a woman complained to the clerk that when she was a kid the Pony Express rider could get a letter from Milwaukee to St. Louis in two days, and now it takes three. "I'd like to know why," she scoffed. The clerk thought a moment and then suggested, "Hmmm, maybe that pony is gettin too old for that route?"
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Michael was talking to Roy one day, and said, "My wife suggested that I take up a new sport this summer." Roy said, "Wow, that's nice. It shows that she has your interests at heart. Did she make any suggestions?" Michael replied, "As a matter of fact, she did. By the way, do you know how to play this Russian Roulette" ?

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