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The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. --- Walter Bagehot
Steve wasn't feeling well and so he went to the doctor to get himself checked. After a thorough examination, the doctor said, "Well, Steve, based on my examination, the best thing for you is to cut out all sweets and fatty foods, give up alcohol, and stop smoking." "To be honest with you, Doc," said Steve, "I don't deserve the best. What's the SECOND best?"
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender asks him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time." The Irishman replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the day when we drank together." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way: He orders three pints and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss." The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eye and he laughs. "Oh, no," he says, "everyone's fine. It's me. me wife made me join that Baptist Church an I've had to quit drinking. Didn't affect me brother's, though."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to two NorthWest Airlines pilots Northwest Flight Misses MSP Airport Published : Thursday, 22 Oct 2009, 2:28 PM CDT MINNEAPOLIS - The NTSB is investigating a case of distracted pilots at the controls after a Northwest Airlines flight overshot the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport by about 150 miles. According to the National Transportation Safety Board, Northwest Flight 188 from San Diego to Minneapolis lost radio contact with air-traffic controllers around 6:56 p.m. CDT on Wednesday. The Airbus A320, cruising at 37,000 feet, was carrying 144 passengers and five crew, said Delta. At 7:58 p.m. CDT, the plane flew over MSP Airport and continued northeast for approximately 150 miles. The MSP air traffic controller reestablished communications with the crew at 8:14 p.m. and said that the crew had become distracted and had overflown MSP, and requested to return to Minneapolis According to the FAA, the crew was interviewed by the FBI and Minneapolis airport police. The crew said they were in a heated discussion over airline policy and they lost "situational awareness." Military fighter jets in two locations were on alert after communication was lost with the NWA plane. Pilots were in the jets on the tarmacs, fueled up and waiting for orders. The NTSB is scheduling an interview with the flight crew. Flight data and voice records have been secured and sent to the NTSB in Washington. Delta has taken all involved pilots off of active flight duty until the investigation is complete.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Lillemor Re: Ericsson laptop Dear Webby, from a friend.... thought you might try this also. I actually checked this on Snopes at 11:11 AM this morning and itís currently legitimate so Iím going for the R320. Thanks, M- I DID check Snopes - it IS legit ... They're trying to match a recent deal by Nokia! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ericsson T18 & R320 laptop promotion I DID check Snopes - it IS legit ... They're trying to match a recent deal by Nokia! ---------- blah, blah, blah --------- Dear Lillemor That is a very Dumb Hoax Remember, Snopes lost all credibility during the 2008 election campaign. Ericson is a phone company and does not make laptops. DUH! No wonder Obama got elected. Gene pool needs more Chlorine, or your Gullibility Epidemic is going to get outa hand! Have FUN! DearWebby
"Electricity originates inside clouds. There, it forms into lightning, which is attracted to the Earth by golfers. After entering the ground, the electricity hardens into coal, which, when dug up by power companies and burned in big ovens called 'generators,' turns back into electricity. The power company sells it to consumers who use TV sets to transform it into commercials for beer, which passes through the consumers and back into the ground, thus completing what is known as a 'circuit.' "
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Jimmmie came home from school one day, all banged up, bloodied, and bruised. His father asked him what happened and Jimmie said, "Well, dad, it's like this. I challenged Larry to a duel and you know how that goes . . . I gave him his choice of weapons." "Uh huh," said the father. "That seems fair." "I know . . . but I never thought he'd choose his sister!"
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"What's your father's occupation?" asked the school teacher. "He's a magician, ma'am," said Little Johnny. "How interesting. What's his favorite trick?" asked the teacher. "He saws people in half," answered Little Johnny. "Wow! That must be amazing to watch," said the teacher. "Do you have any brothers or sisters?" And Little Johnny said, "One half brother and two half sisters."

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