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"Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been." --- Mark Twain
When a physician remarked on a new patient's extraordinarily ruddy complexion, he said, "High blood pressure, Doc. It comes from my family." "Your mother's side or your father's?" the doctor asked. "Neither," he replied. "It's from my wife's family." "Oh, come now," said the doctor, "How could your wife's family give you high blood pressure?" He sighed. "You oughta meet 'em sometime, Doc!"
A man was chosen for jury duty who very much wanted to be dismissed from serving. He was trying every excuse in the world, trying to get out of it but none of them worked. On the day of the trial he decided to give it one more shot. As the trial was about to begin he asked if he could approach the bench. "Your Honor," he said, " I must be excused from this trial because I am prejudiced against the defendant. I took one look at the man in the Grey suit with those shifty eyes and that dishonest face and I said, "He's a crook! He's guilty, guilty, guilty." So your Honor, I could not possibly stay on this jury!" With a tired annoyance the judge replied, "Get back in the jury box. That's his lawyer."

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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Scano Sinclair, 28, of Miramar, Florida Mista Cool TAMARAC, Fla. -- Authorities said they know who broke into a Tamarac woman's home because the robber left his cell phone at the scene of the crime. The Broward Sheriff's Office said Scano Sinclair, 28, of Miramar, broke into the 25-year-old woman's home Tuesday afternoon while she was sleeping in her bedroom. She told deputies she awoke to find two men standing over her with guns and demanding cash. As one of the robbers fled the scene, he dropped his cell phone, which contained several pictures of Sinclair. BSO robbery detectives said the victim identified Sinclair as her assailant. Detectives said Sinclair recently tried to rob the victim's boyfriend at his Palm Beach County home but was unsuccessful. A warrant for Sinclair's arrest has been issued.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Annette Re: Top menu bar missing in IE Dear Webby it's me again, (Annette) Just need to ask you something, at the top of my browser, I have lost where it says tools, file, favorites,etc., on the left side, can you tell me how to get it back? All that is there now is, Web Mail User Interface-Windows Internet Explorer and right under that is, http;//, I dont know what I would do without you!!!! thanks for everything you do for me, always look forward to the news letter every day, from your friend in Texas, Annette. Dear Annette I haven't used IE for a long time, but that looks like you are in a basicisp pop-up, that has the top menu bar disabled. Try minimizing that PopUp, and you will see the regular IE with the top menu bar enabled. Quite often you can double-click the top bar and notice that the window shrinks down from malware style by one pixel, and then you can grab the edge and drag it down to a more comfortable size. If it is impossible to shrink the window at all, like with those phoney virus alarm pop-ups, then it's time to reboot and report the site that spawned that pop-up to Google. They will check it out and flag it as an attack site. I don't know if IE does it, but FireFox shows you a big scary message if you try to go to a site, that is flagged as an attack site. In your case, though, you can probably make it shrinkable by double-clicking the top bar. Have FUN! DearWebby
A man entered a barbershop and said, "I am tired of looking like everyone else. I want a change. Part my hair from ear to ear!" The barber nodded and said, "Are you sure?" His customer said, "yes," so the barber did as he was told, and the satisfied gentleman left the shop a happy man. Three hours passed and the man reentered the barber shop. "Put it back the way it was," hesaid. "What's the matter?" said the barber. "Are you tired of being a non-conformist already?" "No," the customer replied, "I'm tired of people whispering at my nose."
Daily tip from Buy Cheap Pumpkins After Halloween Be sure to check your local Walmart right after Halloween for leftover pumpkins. Many people will not buy them after Halloween and you can get them for nearly free. Last year I talked to the guy over the produce section who told me he had marked them down to a penny and they still would not sell! I picked up as many as I could carry (3) and headed for the checkout counter. I found a great idea for beef stew in a pumpkin, where you just stick the whole thing in the oven. The uneaten leftover parts of the pumpkin were pureed to make pie filling. You can also throw the seeds out in your yard to grow your own next year! By Imladris from Anderson, SC Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:

An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening church service when she was startled by an intruder. As she caught the man in the act of robbing her home of it's valuables, she yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!" (....repent and be baptized....) The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture at you." "Scripture??" replied the burglar, "She said she had an ax and two 38's!!!"
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Two elderly women were trying on shoes in our store. When I slipped a shoe onto one woman's foot, the end of my tie got caught beneath her heel. Unaware of my predicament, she stood up and started toward the mirror. For a few seconds, I found myself crawling along the floor beside her, trying to get her attention. "Look, Martha," her friend said. "he wants to go home with you!"

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