How to get precise color numbers 

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Matt went into Doc Steven's office for his annual checkup, and the Doc asked if there was anything unusual he should know about. That left it pretty wide open, so he told the Doc that he found it real strange how his suit must've shrunk just sittin' in his closet, because it didn't fit when he went to get ready for a wedding recently. The Doc said, "Suits don't shrink just sittin' there. You probably just put on a few pounds, Matt." "That's just it, Doc, I know I haven't gained a single pound since the last time I wore it." "Well, then," said Doc, "You must have a case of Furniture Disease." "What in the world is Furniture Disease?" Matt asked. "Furniture Disease, Matt, is when you reach that stage in life when your chest starts slidin' down into your drawers."
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From the Tech Support Pits: From: Wanda Re: Color numbers Dear Webby How do I get the exact color number to match a font to the color in a picture? With guessing and experimenting I am just wasting time without getting close enough. What do you use for that? Wanda Dear Wanda I use the EyeDropper. You can download it from my toolbox at It sits in the uicklaunch over by the clock. You click it and hold down the left mouse button while you move the cursor to the color that you want. It shows you the numbers, and also puts the number that you got, when you let go of the mouse button, into the clip-board, ready to paste as the font color. Have FUN! DearWebby
A small, uncertain, and nervous witness was being cross-examined. The lawyer thundered, "Have you ever been married ?" "Yes, sir, once" said the witness in a low voice. "Whom did you marry?" "Well, a woman." The lawyer said angrily, "Of course you married a woman ! Did you ever hear of anyone marrying a man ?" The witness replied meekly, "Well, most women do, and I know for sure my mother did."
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