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"Love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction." --- Antoine de Saint Exupery "Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile." --- Franklin P. Jones
It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the children's sermon. All the children were invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said, "That is a very pretty dress. Is it your special Sunday dress?" The little girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on microphone, "Yes, and my Mom says it's a damn bitch to iron."
"I hope you didn't take it personally, Reverend," an embarrassed woman said after a church service, "when my husband walked out during your sermon." "I did find it rather disconcerting," the preacher replied. "It's not a reflection on you, sir," she insisted. "Ralph has been walking in his sleep ever since he was a child."

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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to James Miller, 18, in Oxford, Ohio Aware of the topic NOVEMBER 2--A Halloween reveler dressed up as a Breathalyzer machine was arrested early Sunday for drunk driving. James Miller, an 18-year-old college student, was busted in Oxford, Ohio after cops spotted him driving in the wrong direction on a one-way street. An actual Breathalyzer machine recorded Miller's blood alcohol content as .158, nearly twice the state's legal limit. Miller, pictured in the below mug shot, was charged with underage drinking and DUI, according to an Oxford Police Department report. Officers discovered an open can of Bud Light in the vehicle's center console and the remains of a case of beer on the passenger seat and in the trunk. Miller's costume, which retails for about $30, includes three sobriety levels: Boring, Life of the Party, and Sotally Tober. It also includes a well-placed plastic tube with the instructions "Blow Here." He definitely can't say he was not aware of the Drunk Driving topic.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Ella Re: More Top Links Dear Webby, Is there a way to get more links or bookmarks onto the top of the browser, so that I don't have to close a browser to hut for the shortcut to a site? Thanks Ella Dear Ella In FireFox that is no problem. Click on TOOLS, ADD-ONS, Get Add-On, and grab "Multi_Row Bookmarks". Then you can have many rows of bookmarks on top. If you edit their names and make them shorter, for example shorten "XE - Universal Currency Converter" to just "XE", it saves a lot of space but you still recognize it. Words of warning: Slow down! Don't go hog wild in the add-on stash! Limit yourself to one new one per day. Get used to that add on, before you get more. I know, it is very tempting to get this and that, and the other thing, and, and, and ..., but it can get very confusing if you add them too fast. Once you installed an Add-On, it becomes an integral part of FireFox. Have FUN! DearWebby
A group of women were talking together. One woman said, "Our congregation is sometimes down to 30 or 40 on a Sunday." Another said, "That's nothing. Sometimes our congregation is down to six or seven." A maiden lady in her seventies added her bit, "Why, it's so bad in our church on Sundays that when the minister says 'dearly beloved,' it makes me blush."
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A man was stranded on the proverbial deserted Pacific island for years. Finally one day a boat comes sailing into view, and the man frantically waves and draws the skipper's attention. The boat comes near the island, and the sailor gets out and greets the stranded man. After awhile the sailor asks, "What are those three huts you have here?" "Well, that's my house there." "What's that next hut?" asks the sailor. "I built that hut to be my church." "What about the other hut?" "Oh, that's where I used to go to church."
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Delighted by the gift she had received, the lady spoke warmly to the boy, "At church tomorrow, I'll thank your mother for this lovely pie." "If you don't mind, Ma'am," the boy suggested nervously, "would you please thank her for two pies?"

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