How to get rid of Antivirus System Pro Alert
Saturday, November 7, 2009, 09:22 AM
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It's Friday, November 6, 2009
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD
goes to Aaron Siebers, 27, of Denver, CO
Another "Aware of the problem DUI driver
NOVEMBER 3--Aaron Siebers, 27 of Denver, a Blockbuster employee,
was skateboarding yesterday afternoon when he fell and ripped his
uniform pants. Due to work last night--and concerned about getting
"written up" by Blockbuster superiors for not wearing his
work-issued khakis--Siebers came up with a harebrained idea.
Instead of just calling in sick, he stabbed himself in the leg and
showed up at work claiming to have just been attacked by three
Hispanic males.
Siebers, who told cops he was assaulted as he walked toward the
Blockbuster in Edgewater, had a deep stab wound in one leg
and several other minor cuts on his face and stomach. As
investigators began hunting for the assailants, they reviewed
surveillance video from outside a Target store where Siebers
claimed the attack occurred. The footage, however, showed
no such assault.
Confronted by cops, Siebers, pictured in the below mug shot,
admitted that he had stabbed himself. He told investigators
about the skateboarding accident, the resulting ripped pants,
and how "he did not want to lose his job so he stabbed himself
in the leg," according to an arrest affidavit sworn by Officer
Shawna Naumann.
As a result, Siebers was named in a criminal complaint charging
him with filing a false report and obstructing police, both
misdemeanors.
From the Tech Support Pits:
From: Donna
Re: Antivirus System Pro Alert
Dear Webby,
My husband's computer has been infected by
Antivirus System Pro Alert.
He gets numerous popups, but the first one always is:
wmprvse.exe is infected.
Then, of course, you can subscribe to their service for a fee
and it will be removed.
We currently use McAfee, but obviously, it didn't protect us.
Can you tell me what we need to do or should I just call
our "computer guy?"
Thanks,
Donna
Dear Donna
Sounds like he gave you plenty of ammo to razz him about
going to sites, that he shouldn't!
Manual removal instructions are here:
http://snipurl.com/t43vu
They, remove-malware.net, also have a stinger for automatic
removal at the bottom of that page.
Have FUN!
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