How do you fix Invalid notifier alerts? 



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From the Tech Support Pits: From: Cathy Re: Invalid Notifier Dear Webby, Hi sorry to bother you but am getting this same message every time I open up computer. It says selected notifier(or one of its components )is invalid- -please select a new notifier. Can you please tell me what this means? Still computer illiterate. Thank you Cathy Dear Cathy That is not part of Windows, but from some program, that you installed. It could be from Incredimail, Dartware, Telus, an RSS reader, a birthday reminder, or any number of different programs or services. Try to remember what program has ever notified you of anything. Then go into that program, add a new notifier and dump the old one. Have FUN! DearWebby
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