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It's Thursday,  November 12, 2009

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do. --- Dale Carnegie It is bad luck to be superstitious. --- Andrew W. Mathis
[a] The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. [c] Conclusion: Eat what you like. It's speaking English that kills you.
That reminds me..... Because of the anti-smoking propaganda and restrictive laws, the percentage of the population that smokes has decreased. Now, if there was any relation between smoking and cancer, the percentage of people who get cancer should theoretically have decreased at exactly the same rate. It didn't. It INCREASED! OK, so what HAS increased at the same rate as cancer ? Taxes on tobacco products. Kinda makes you think, eh ?
Thanks to Dianne for this: Westminster bridge, London… At noon, a strange phenomenon happens when sunlight passes through the balustrade of the bridge, forming a small army of….. well……see for yourself!
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Samuel Botchvaroff, 24 in Oakland, California E. Bay Car Thief Steals Car To Go To Court A 24-year-old Oakland man is under arrest after authorities say he stole a car to make a court appearance on an auto theft charge. California Highway Patrol investigator Chris Linehan said he arrested Samuel Botchvaroff Tuesday as he sat inside a stolen 2000 Range Rover at the Vallejo courthouse. Botchvaroff had just left his arraignment on auto theft charges stemming from an Oct. 31 arrest. Linehan said the Range Rover's LoJack system helped him locate the vehicle, which had been stolen from Oakland earlier Tuesday morning. Authorities say Botchvaroff told officers his car had been impounded, and he had no other way to get to his arraignment. He was booked into Solano County Jail on suspicion of auto theft and possession of stolen property.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Larry Re: Can't send out on High Speed connection Dear Webby. I appreciate all the info you give out to people, and mabye you can help me. I have incredimail as my email client. I can receieve email, but cannot send out unless I log into my dial up. I have highspeed network connection and Dial up. Any help would be greatly appreciated. Larry Dear Larry The problem is not on your side. You will have to haggle that out with your DSL or cable provider. Hopefully they use UNIX o Linux, and not Microsoft Server. On UNIX and Linux it's easy to set up email users and authenticate them properly. I have quite a few clients, like for example Walter, the Stonecraver, who travel a lot. I routinely authenticate him in airport lounges and even on airplanes. But we use UNIX. With Microsoft Server they would need a tech who can read beyond page 1 of the instructions. Those are apparently scarce, and they are more likely to give you the runaround and tell you to use their webmail. It CAN be done, though! Before you raise your voice too much, check your contract with them and make sure that your DSL deal includes email. Have FUN! DearWebby
Two city swingers were walking in the country when one of them spotted a bug walking across the road. "What kind of bug is that?" he asked his companion. The companion leaned over and looked at the bug. "It's a Lady bug." The first man looked at the bug again, then at his friend, and said: "Man, you sure got good eyes."
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At a golf course, four men approached the sixteenth tee. The straight fairway ran along a road and bike path fenced off on the left. The first golfer teed off and hooked the ball in that direction. But the ball went over the fence and bounced off the bike path onto the road, where it hit the tire of a moving bus and was knocked back on to the fairway. As they all stood in silent amazement, one man finally asked him, "How on earth did you do that?" He shrugged his shoulders and said, "You have to know the bus schedule."
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Lissa went to see a psychiatrist about her husband (he wouldn't go with her). "Doctor, my husband, Kurt, has this problem. Almost every night now he's dreaming he's a refrigerator!" "My dear, that is not really a problem! A lot of people dream that they are somebody or something unusual." Lissa leans forward as she softly whispers this confidence: "But you see doctor it is also a problem for me! Kurt sleeps with his mouth open and his little light keeps me awake!"

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