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It's Friday,  November 13, 2009
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On Friday, the 13th, .... It is bad luck to be superstitious. --- Andrew W. Mathis Wear the old coat and buy the new book. --- Austin Phelps Never fear the want of business. A man who qualifies himself well for his calling, never fails of employment. --- Thomas Jefferson
A wife says to her husband one weekend morning, "We've got such a clever dog. He brings in the daily newspapers every morning." Her husband replied, "Well, lots of dogs can do that." The wife responded, "But we have never subscribed to any papers!"
Latest news reports advise that a cell of 4 terrorists has been operating in Merseyside, Liverpool. Police advised earlier today that 3 of the 4 have been detained. The Merseyside Regional Police Commissioner stated that the terrorists Bin Sleepin, Bin Drinkin and Bin Fightin have been arrested on welfare fraud issues. The Police advise further that they can find no one fitting the description of the fourth cell member, Bin Workin, in the area. Police are confident that anyone who looks like he's Bin Workin will be very easy to spot in their community.
Our business professor was lecturing about different ways to bill customers. He asked, "Who can give me an example of a system where you are billed before you actually receive your goods?" One student piped up, "Tuition!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Joshua Basso Tampa man calls 911, asks for sex; he gets jail instead TAMPA Joshua Basso said his cell phone ran out of minutes Wednesday, so he called the one number that he knew is always free 911 with an unusual request. He wanted someone to have sex with him. When 911 operators hung up on him, he called back four times, police said. Fifteen minutes after his last call, police arrested Basso at his home, at 4202 N Nebraska Ave., on charges of making a false 911 call. He was taken to the Hillsborough County Jail, where he remains without bail. Basso has been arrested a dozen times in Hillsborough on charges including grand theft of a motor vehicle, violation of probation, domestic violence battery, possession of marijuana, trespassing and burglary, jail records show.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Susan Re: Censorship on Yahoo Dear Webby. I am so confused. I no longer receive your webby letter anymore what the heck did I do?? or undo?? thanks Susan Dear Susan Your subscription has been sent out to you every night. You will have to contact the Taliban at Yahoo and get them to stop censoring your subscription, or else get a respectable email address on the side. For example, gmail is free, 100% reliable, and you can use it at work without pulling anything down into the company computer. Have FUN! DearWebby
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers. He said, "Yes, I do. My father taught me." "Good. What comes after three?" asked the teacher. "Four," says little Johnny. "What comes after six?" "Seven." "Very good," says the teacher. "Your dad did a good job. What comes after ten?" Little Johnny smiles and says, "A jack."
Daily tip from Recycle Carpet in Your Flowerbed Cut carpet in the shape you want your flower bed to be. Lay the carpet face down and cover with mulch. You can use less mulch and it will last for years. When you are ready to plant, cut an X and plant. This is not organic for your vegetable garden but works great for flowerbeds. By Laura from Spartangurg, SC Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:

A perfectionist teacher demands the very best of all of her pupils. So it is only to be expected that she would get furious when one little fellow hands in a sloppily done homework paper. "This is the worst essay it has been my misfortune to read," the woman says through clenched teeth. "It has so many mistakes. I can't understand how one person could have made all these mistakes." "It wasn't just one person," the boy replies defensively. "My mom helped me."
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A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity; looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Driving his partner nuts. Finally his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long? Hit the blasted ball!" The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot." "Forget it, man! You don't stand a chance of hitting her from here!"

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