Wrong sending time on email 



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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. --- Scottish Proverb Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too. --- H. L. Mencken
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?" ----- Four fonts walk into a bar The barman says "Hey - get out! We don't want your type in here" ----- Being a bit dyslexic, I walk into bras.
Things only women understand: Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hairstylist you like. Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever. Amazing! You just hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks two sizes. (Actually, some of us men have noticed that last one too!)
Nancy stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I have a complaint!" "Yes, ma'am?" "I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!" "What was wrong with it?" asked the librarian. "It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!" The librarian nodded and said, "Ahh. You must be the person who took our phone book."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Joel M. Small, 20, in Gainesville, Florida Fresh from prison, man charged with break-in at same house A man released from prison in September in connection with thefts from a specific Gainesville home has been charged with theft from the same house. Joel M. Small, 20, was arrested by Gainesville Police on Thursday and charged with burglary and grand theft for a Sept. 29 break-in at a house in the 300 block of Northeast 19th Drive. According to Corporal Courtnay Roberts, the break-in happened at the same home Small was convicted of targeting in early 2008. According to Florida Department of Corrections records, Small was released from state prison on Sept. 20 after serving an 18 month sentence for multiple counts of grand theft, trafficking in stolen property and providing false information to a pawn broker about items taken from that house and pawned. On Wednesday, Roberts arrested Small on charges of breaking into the bedroom of a 77-year-old woman, stealing $4 worth of quarters and 11 pairs of athletic shoes worth more than $1,400. Roberts said Small was connected to the break-in based on blood and fingerprints left behind at the scene. Also connecting Small to the recent break-in was a witness, who told police he saw Small wearing shoes taken from that home. Mugshot Article
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Dianne Re: Wrong time on email Dear Webby. The clock on my computer shows the correct time, but people, who receive my email, complain that it shows a time that has not happened yet, a sending time some hours later than when they already read it. The same thing happens whether I use Outlook Express or Outlook. How do I fizz that? Dianne Dear Dianne You can't blame Outlook or OE for that one. Your time zone is set wrong. Double-click the clock in the right bottom corner, and change the time zone to where you currently are. Then, while in there, synchronize the clock with Internet time. After that your emails will show the correct sending time, and people will stop razzing you about being in their future. Have FUN! DearWebby
In the washroom in the airport I saw this handwritten sign posted over one of those hot air hand dryers: "Please push button and listen for a short message from the President."
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