How to get Mailwasher again 

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It's Wednesday,  November 18, 2009

"Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow." --- Johann von Goethe "I do not think much of a man who is not wiser today than he was yesterday." --- Abraham Lincoln Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. --- Euripides
Captain - "How did you attain such proficiency in bayonet thrusting?" Private - "Reaching for steak at our boarding house."
Junior was one of those holy terrors and dad was quite surprised when his wife suggested that they buy him a bike for his birthday. "Do you really believe that'll help improve his behavior ?" he asked. "Well, yes," she said, "it will be a lot more peaceful INSIDE the house."
Q. The truth of the matter is that you are not an unbiased, objective witness, isn't it. You too were shot in the fracas? A. No, sir. I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel.

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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Anthony Carrazco, 19, of Brownsville, Texas Door to door dope salesman busted BROWNSVILLE - Anthony Carrazco, 19, practically arrested himself after he was going door-to-door attempting to sell weed, but he knocked on the wrong door. Police say Carrazco had a gun, marijuana and went up to a police officer's front door and asked him if he wanted to buy some weed. They say Carrazco even had his own scale. Police say it happened in the middle of the night at an apartment complex downtown near UTB, but they're not releasing the location to protect the officer. Residents in the area are getting a good laugh saying it was pretty ridiculous for Carrazco to do such a thing. Police say the teen was drunk. He tried to sell the officer 3oz before the cop grabbed his badge and placed him under arrest. The charges are serious, since he was selling by the university - a drug free and weapon free zone. Police say they do undercover sting operations all the time, but this was unlike anything they’ve dealt with before. A bonehead award should also go to Brownsville city council, who voted the same night against banning texting and cellphone use while driving and making it a Class C misdemeanor with a fine.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Lynne Re: Need MailWasher again I had a Trojan hit and had HP tech’s assist me in removing it from my computer. In the process Mail Washer was removed in error. How do I reload Mail Washer. I have been without it for over a week right now and am going nuts with all the spam that is being loaded into my computer. I rely on this software. I had a subscription. Who can I contact that can reload this software back onto my computer? Read your letter every day!! So many good articles in the tech section. Thanks, Lynne Dear Lynne Just download Mailasher again. Theoretically, the registration number should still be in the computer's registry. If it isn't, look for the email you got when you bought and registered the program. Look for an email with Subject: Your MailWasher registration key From: MailWasher Support If you can't find it, write to , and they will send you the key again without any hassle. Have FUN! DearWebby
Morris and Abe, two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!" The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches. While they thought they were getting away with it, the owner wrote on the "Specials" blackboard by the cash register: "Today's Special: Tuna sandwich, $11.95". When it came time to pay, he charged them for the tuna sandwiches. They protested, but since they had eaten a tuna sandwich that was not their own, they had the choice of paying or washing dishes for the rest of the day. They paid.
Daily tip from Make Cloth Bags Out of Old Pillowcases What do you do with pillow cases that are no longer needed for a bed? Turn them into cloth bags! First turn the bag inside out, fold down the sides of the opening, run a cord or other material cut to the length of the handle you want, hand stitch. Turn the pillow case right side out and there you have it, a bag! The best thing about this one, no cutting! By Michele from Landisville, PA Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:

A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park...and couldn't find his way home. "Leroy!", said grandma, "You've been going to that park for years! How could you get lost?" Leaning close to grandma, so that the policeman couldn't hear, he whispered, "I wasn't lost.....I was just too tired to walk home."
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