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It's Monday,  November 30, 2009

"Great things are not accomplished by those who yield to trends and fads and popular opinion." --- Charles Kuralt "Defeat doesn't finish a man -- quit does. A man is not finished when he's defeated. He's finished when he quits." --- Richard Nixon "There are victories of the soul and spirit. Sometimes, even if you lose, you win." --- Elie Wiesel
When I consider how sweaters tend to make me sweat, I'm a lot less inclined to wear my windbreaker.
Two youngsters were closely examining bathroom scales on display at the department store. "What is it for?" one asked. "I don't know," the other replied. "I think it tells you when somebody messed up. When mom when stands on it, she gets more upset than when my sister brings her report card home."
From my office window Nov 29
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Robert McCray, 37 in Dade City, Florida Deodorant thief goes back to jail DADE CITY His nickname is Priest and he had a $40 drug debt to pay off. So on Thursday afternoon, Robert McCray a 37-year-old felon with "Thug Life" tattooed on his chest headed into a CVS Pharmacy on U.S. 301, according to the Dade City Police Department. He needed something to barter off his debt. Authorities say McCray chose deodorant. He stuffed 19 packages of antiperspirant $84 worth inside his jacket and tried to head outside, the police report said. Store employees noticed the stolen sticks and stopped McCray, the report said. They told him to pay for them. He dropped four packages on the ground, the report said, and tried to flee. The employees weren't having it. They tried to hold him. He fought. The employees won and detained him until police officers arrived. McCray told police he took the deodorant to pay back a friend over a drug debt. The report said officers found a crack pipe and small bag of crack cocaine on McCray. A CVS manager declined to talk Friday about what happened, so it is not known whether any employees were hurt. McCray has a swollen, bruised eye in his mug shot. McCray, of 38520 Wilson St. in Dade City, is charged with retail theft, resisting a merchant, possession of crack cocaine and possession of drug paraphernalia. He remained at the Land O'Lakes jail Friday in lieu of $5,450 bail. McCray has previously served six prison sentences for a total of eight years on convictions for drugs, grand theft auto and burglary.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Robert Re: Mystery Ad Dear Webby who is betty sue and why is the message the same every day? i'm very curious about this. the part on the left that says Dear Bubba All is forgiven. I still love you. Please come back! Ps. Congratulations on your lottery win! Your Betty-Sue Robert Dear Robert hat is just a goofy classified ad, or actually a place holder for one. hat is just a goofy classified ad, or actually a place holder for one.. For just $50 a month, you can put YOUR ad there, for all the world to see. In the spirit of Christmas, I'll reduce that to $40 per month for any subscribers. And if your ad is funny enough, I'll sneak it in free for a day or two, Have FUN! DearWebby
Customer: "I'd like an under the mouse mat, please." Salesperson: "Certainly sir, we've got a large variety, $1.95 each.." Customer: "But will they be compatible with my computer?" Salesperson: "Hmmm, have you got one of those new Windows 7 machines ?" Customer: "Yes, it's a 17" !" Salesperson: "Then you better get one of these $29.95 mousepads" Customer: "But, is it Microsoft approved ?" Salesperson: "Well, be on the safe side, maybe you should better get one of these bue ones for $49.95."
Daily tip from Making a Christmas Wreath for Nothing Find a pine tree with branches close to the ground. Cut enough branches for you to make a wreath. Make a circle base with the branches and then build on with other branches. I used twine to bind the wreath, you can use craft wire or even ribbon. Break out your old Christmas decorations and decorate the wreath any way you like. By Jen from APO, AE Make sure you get the branches from the forest, not from anywhere in town. Dogs use the trees for pee-mail, and more and more schools and public buildings spray their trees with skunk oil, to deter unauthorized harvesting. Also avoid boulevards or any town owned treed areas. You can't smell it until the branches warm up inside the house, but by then apparently it is too late. Have FUN! DearWebby Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:

Doug goes to a doctor and says: "Doctor, my wife recently has lost her voice. What should I do to help her get it back?" The doctor replies, "Try coming home at 3 in the morning!"
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Harold and Bob are out in the woods hunting, when Bob falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. Harold whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend looks like he's dead! What can I do?" The police operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help... First, lets make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard... Harold then says, "OK, now what next...?"

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