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It's Thursday,  December 3, 2009

The big rewards come to those who travel the second, undemanded mile. --- Bruce Barton Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. --- Clive James
Three little boys were concerned because they couldn't get anyone to play with them. They decided it was because they had not been baptized and didn't go to Sunday school. So they went to the nearest church. But only the janitor was there. One said, "We need to be baptized because no one will come out and play with us. Will you baptize us?" "Sure," said the janitor. He took them into the bathroom and dunked their heads in the toilet bowl, one at a time. Then he said, "Now go out and play." When they got outside, dripping wet, one of them asked, "What religion do you think we are?" The oldest one said, "We're not Katlick, because they pour the water on you. We're not Bablist because they dunk all of you in it. We're not Methdiss because they just sprinkle you." The littlest one said, "Didn't you smell that water?" "Yes. What do you think that means?" "I think that means we're Pisscopalians."
ordered a cup of coffee with no cream at the corner restaurant. The waitress replied, "I'm sorry, you'll have to have it with no milk because we're out of cream."
Thanks to Robert for this picture: Dear Webby, It's been a nice sunrise and sunset week. Here is a neat sunset in Reno, Nevada. Take Care Robert
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to the Arizona State University School of Journalism Reporters resent being confronted with facts Hecklers in the audience broke into a loudly sung version of "Bohemian Rhapsody" and forced a high-profile Arizona sheriff to abandon a First Amendment forum sponsored by Arizona State University's journalism school. Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio was asked by a panel of journalists Monday night to explain his relationship with the media, his various law enforcement policies and whether his office conducts racial profiling. Arpaio told the panel that his office is an "equal opportunity law enforcement agency" that will arrest anyone who violates the law. Later in the interview at ASU's Walter Cronkite School of Journalism and Mass Communication, protesters began singing a version of "Bohemian Rhapsody" and chanting as Arpaio was asked about a federal investigation and his policies on illegal immigration. When ASU journalism school staff refused to restore order, the sheriff told the panel the childish behavior was "ridiculous" and he left the stage. Seems their minds were made up and they resented anybody trying to confuse them with facts.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Eddie Re: Can you scan for viruses/malware from DOS? Dear Webby Just wnat to know if you know a way to scan for viruses/malware in CMD? ---- And do you need any additional software? Eddie Dear Eddie Yes, sure you can run McAfee from DOS. Just reboot into safe mode with command prompt and run McAfee from there. More info is at Have FUN! DearWebby
A grandmother overheard her five-year-old granddaughter playing "wedding." The wedding vows went like this: "You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be turned around and used against you, you have the right to have an attorney present. You can't kiss the bride today, because she has a headache."
Daily tip from Dog House for Firewood Storage Re-purpose your Igloo Shaped Dog house for storing some firewood. Our dog refused to use the Dog-Loo we bought her years ago. I got the idea to store a stash of firewood in it to keep it dry and easily accessible by our back door. Our woodpile is located in the far end of our yard, which is exposed to the elements. So having some dry wood stored in the 'dog house', keeps it available for when my husband gets the urge to use the fireplace. He also uses the dry wood for his smoker grill. I see the dog-loo's at Garage Sales and on the roadside for trash pickup, and it seemed they would be handy for other uses. By Mary C. from Orange Park, FL Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:

Three wives were bemoaning their husbands' attitudes towards leftovers. "It gets rough," one said. "My husband is a Movie Producer and he calls them 'reruns'." "You think you have it bad," was the reply. "Mine is a Quality Control Engineer and he calls them 'rejects'!" "That's nothing compared to me," said the third lady. "My husband is a mortician. He calls them 'remains'!"
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A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me . . . They must be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me . . . I must be a God!

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