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"You don't get ulcers from what you eat. You get them from what's eating you." -- Vicki Baum (1888-1960) Lack of money is no obstacle. Lack of an idea is an obstacle. -- Ken Hakuta
Church was planning a chili supper for the homeless, and Florence agreed to prepare four gallons of her rather mild variation. The man in charge of organizing the program asked Florence how she would describe her chili -- three alarm or four alarm. After hearing some of the ingredients that went into other chili donations, Florence replied, "I guess you'd call mine false alarm."
"What do you love most about me," a husband asked his wife, "my tremendous athletic ability or my superior intellect?" "What I love most about you," responded the man's wife, "is your incredible sense of humor."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Mary K. Davis, 58, and Michael J. Davis, 20, of Covington, Virginia Police: Pair tried to hire hit man Police say a Covington man was an accomplice in his mother's plot to kill his father. A 20-year-old Covington man has been charged with trying to help his mother hire a hit man -- to kill his father. Michael J. Davis was arrested Thursday. His mother, Mary K. Davis, 58, was arrested Monday after she allegedly gave an undercover officer a $500 down payment to kill her husband. Davis thought she was paying a hit man, Alleghany County Commonwealth's Attorney Ed Stein said. Now, mother and son are both being held at the Alleghany Regional Jail. Michael Davis faces two charges: conspiracy to commit attempted capital murder and conspiracy to solicit murder. If convicted of both charges, he faces a maximum of 40 years in prison. Authorities charged Mary Davis with soliciting murder and attempted capital murder. If convicted of soliciting, she faces up to 40 years in prison. If convicted of attempted capital murder, she faces a life sentence. Authorities said Mary Davis met with an undercover state police officer she assumed was a hit man in the parking lot of the Covington Walmart on Monday. They said she gave him $500 and promised him thousands more after he killed her husband. She was immediately arrested by Covington police. And she did not get her money back.
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Two rural church deacons who were having a sociable beer in the local tavern when they saw their minister drive by and take a good long look at their pickup trucks parked outside. One deacon ducked down and said, "I hope the reverend didn't see us or recognize my pickup." The other replied indifferently, "What difference does it make. God knows we're in here... and he's the only one who counts." The first deacon countered, "But God won't tell my wife."
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One evening a few years ago my friend Bill ran out of gas on his way home from work. Being short on cash, as usual, he walked 6 Miles to get home, and left his pick-up truck where it sat, in front of the topless bar next door to the massage parlor. By then his wife had gone to Bingo and he couldn't get neither money for gas, nor a ride back to the truck, so he cooked supper, cleaned up the kitchen and then went to bed. At the next church elder meeting, Miss Myrna, the town gossip ranted on about his immoral conduct and about how she had PROOF, because she saw where he had parked ALL night ! Well, Bill told his co-workers about that, and one of them was a regular at that topless bar. That guy told the story there. From then on, whenever he or his friends planned to later take a cab home rather than drive drunk, they all parked their vehicles in front of Miss Myrna's lonely house, - and walked half a mile to the bar.
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