How to add fonts to Incredimail? 

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It's Friday,  December 11, 2009
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"You can't depend on the man who made the mess to clean it up." --- Richard Nixon, 1952 "If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?" - Will Rogers
There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. "All you have to do" she told her class, is this: two steps forward, three steps back, then side-step, side-step, turn around"
A kindergarten teacher is walking around her classroom observing her students while they draw. One little girl is working especially diligently, so the teacher asks what she is working on. "I'm drawing God," the child says. The teacher pauses, then says, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat or looking up from her drawing, the girl replies, "They will in a minute."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Wilson Rodriguez, 40, of Tampa; Edilberto Escobar Serrano, 25, of Weeki Wachee; Javier Verde, 35, of Miami; Jarol Zamora-Herrera, 34, unknown; and Batista Pena Yunet, 25, of Weeki Wachee, Florida Pot farmers arrested after they report home invasion WEEKI WACHEE Someone stormed into a home here Tuesday morning, the residents of the house told authorities, seemingly intent on stealing from them. One of the people in the house managed to get away and run for help to a neighbor, who happens to be a Hernando County sheriff's deputy. The deputy responded, calling the department to report the home invasion. When deputies arrived, the people inside the house told them they had been robbed of between 3 and 5 pounds of pot, according to an arrest report. During the investigation, authorities said they found 59 marijuana plants growing inside the residence at 11480 Manassas Ave. They also found cultivated marijuana, irrigation equipment, ventilation equipment and other items associated with growing pot. At least three of the five suspects said they knew about the marijuana plants, while one said she didn't know the plants were marijuana. Deputies took all five of them into custody. Arrested were Wilson Rodriguez, 40, of Tampa; Edilberto Escobar Serrano, 25, of Weeki Wachee; Javier Verde, 35, of Miami; Jarol Zamora-Herrera, 34, unknown; and Batista Pena Yunet, 25, of Weeki Wachee. All five suspects were charged with felony cultivation of marijuana. They were taken to the Hernando County Jail and held in lieu of $5,000 bail. Sgt. Donna Black, a spokeswoman with the Sheriff's Office, said the investigation was ongoing and that more charges in the case are expected.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Carolyn Re: How to add fonts Dear Webby, I saw a font I liked - Edwardian Script ITC. When I go into my font page it is there but when I am doing an email and scroll through it does not show it. It has Arial, Times Roman and many more but not the one I want. How do I get it? I looked in your Tool section and saw a couple of things on fonts but now how to get them. Thanks for any help. Love your web site and all the help you give. Carolyn Dear Carolyn I can see from the header, that you are using Incredimail. They are doing some weird stuff, that is not quite standard. If you used a strictly standard email program like Eudora, then all fonts, that are in your fonts folder, would be automatically available. With Incredimail you may have to register individual fonts, that are not included in their default setup. It used to be that Incredimail users had to find a file called fonts.txt in their Incredimail stuff, and manually add the names of the fonts to that text file. As far as I remember ancient history, it was in C:/Program Files/IncrediMail/Data or thereabouts. They may have changed that a bit since then. If you don't find a fonts.txt in there, check their help on how you add fonts to your version of Incredimail nowadays. Have FUN! DearWebby
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes, the disheveled guy turned to the priest and asked, "Say, father, what causes arthritis?" "Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol and a contempt for your fellow man." "Well I'll be." the drunk muttered, returning to his paper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long did you have arthritis?" "I don't have it father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."
Daily tip from Decorate With Pine Cones The least expensive Christmas tree decoration I know is to use lawn harvested pine cones. Pick up any size or kind from the ground (ask permission but most are happy to get rid of them!), take them inside and let them warm up and open up. I put mine in a plastic bag so any critters are contained. I then roll the opened cones in a little glue and roll the cones in glitter. I put the glitter in a box lid so I can reuse the glitter for another project. Set aside to dry, then add a loop of thread around the top to hang it from the tree. Another decoration idea is to spray paint cones or roll the cones in sequins, seed beads, or anything small, safe and decorative. By Karen from LaPorte, IN Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:

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Two not too very bright city guys decided to go into the dairy business. They drove up to a dairy farm and asked the owner if he had any cows for sale. The owner had been trying to get rid of an old, non performing bull for a while and told them he would let his best producing cow go for a mere one thousand dollars. The 2 guys said wonderful and loaded up the bull and left. They got back to their place and tried to milk their "cow" bull but didn't get any milk. So one of the guys ran back to the farmer to find out how to get the milk flowing. The farmer told them they had to make the cow drink plenty of water and then pump the tail up and down. Satisfied the city slicker went back and he and his partner pushed the bull down to the stream. Well, the bull wasn't very thirsty and didn't drink so one guy held the bulls head in the water and the other guy pumped vigorously with the tail. About that time the bull decided to take advantage of the raised tail and to dump some solids. The guy pumping yelled to his friend "Raise his head! The cow is sucking mud!"

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