Microsoft Security Essentials 



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It's Monday,  December 14, 2009
and -30 
No Gullible Warming here!
Actually, the temperature is quite a bit below the seasonal 
averages for the last 20 years.


Against logic there is no armor like ignorance. --- Laurence J. Peter The more original a discovery, the more obvious it seems afterwards. --- Arthur Koestler
Two husbands, Bill and Doug, were discussing their married lives. Although happily married, they admitted that there were argument sometimes. Then Bill said, "I've made one great discovery. I now know how to always have the last word." "Wow!" said Doug, "How do you manage that?" "It's easy," replied Bill. "My last words are always 'Yes, Dear.'"
A young mother finds out she is pregnant again, and she tells the good news to anyone who will listen. One day when the woman and the boy are out shopping, a friend of the mother asks the little boy if he was excited about the new baby. "Oh, yes!" the little tyke says. And having overheard some of his parents' private conversations, he adds, "And I know what we are going to name it, too. If it's a girl we're going to call it Mary, and if it's another boy we're going to call it Quits."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Tita Nyambi, 25, of Franklin, N.J. Man dressed up as his mother to steal from her bank account 25-year-old Tita Nyambi, of Franklin, N.J., drove up to the drive-through window of the bank and handed over his mother's driving license and a forged bank form. Bank employees quickly became suspicious that the man dressed in women's clothing and speaking in a high-pitched voice was not in fact Mrs. Nyambi, and called the police. According to authorities, Nyambi was wearing his mother's pink blouse, black coat and head scarf. He was still at the bank when police arrived and arrested him. He was taken to jail, and faces charges of forgery and attempted theft by deception.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Ron P Re: Microsoft Security Essentials Dear Webby, I just have a question about Microsoft Security Essentials. What is your opinion. I am using Avast but if that is better I may try it. Avast seems to slow things down a bit. Thanks as always. RON P Dear Ron I often compare security programs with motorcycle helmets. We all know some people, for whom a used Kentucky Fried Chicken bucket would be a waste of good cardboard, and others, for whom a $599 Bell helmet would be well worth it. What is your data worth, to YOU? My data is well worth $30 a year for McAfee. And it is a and tax deductible business expense. Avast used to be better than MSE, but lately they have had some problems and have been causing some unhappiness. Right now I could not recommend neither Avast nor Microsoft Security Essentials Have FUN! DearWebby
While John and Jill were shopping at a mall, a shapely young woman in a short form-fitting dress strolled by... Johns eyes followed her. Without looking up from the item Jill was examining, Jill asked, "Was it worth the trouble you're in now?"
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The District Attorney stared at the jury, unable to believe its verdict. Bitterly he asked, "What possible excuse could you have for acquitting this man?" The foreman answered, "Insanity." The D.A. said, "All twelve of you?"
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