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It's Tuesday,  December 15, 2009
and -28 
No Gullible Warming here!

"Associate yourself with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation. It is better be alone than in bad company." --- George Washington
After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks and insane regulations at the department of motor vehicles, a lady stopped at a toy store to pick up a gift for her son. She brought her selection - a baseball bat to the cash register. "Cash or charge," the clerk asked. "Cash," she snapped. Then apologizing for her rudeness, she explained, " I've spent the afternoon at the motor-vehicle bureau. I am not too sane right now!!" "Shall I gift -wrap the bat?" the clerk asked sweetly, "Or or you going back?"
Tom was being evaluated for mental problems and was asked by the doctor, "If a train was coming down the hallway toward you, what would you do?" Tom replied, "I would get in my helicopter and fly away!" The doctor then asked, "Where did you get a helicopter from?" Tom replied, "The same place you got your train!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD and a Darwin Award goes to Devan LeAnn 30, of Shongaloo, Louisiana Using mattress pad as air mattress Thirty-year-old Devan LeAnn of Shongaloo, Louisiana, was visiting Lake Ehrling with a male friend. Recent bouts of heavy rain had resulted in a flood of runoff water, and they decided "it would be fun" to take a mattress careening down the surging water in the spillway. Unfortunately Leann was riding a foam egg-crate style mattress pad, rather than a buoyant air mattress. Imagine a wet foam pad. Are you sinking yet? According to her friend, Devan LeAnn simply vanished from sight at dusk. The next morning her body was found in a tangle of trees 70 yards below the spillway. Parents, warn your children! Wetting the bed can be deadly.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Cindy Re: Hotmail problems Dear Webby, I miss you like a favorite neighbor that just moved away! Like a divorce in the family! About a month ago, I got a "backdoor" virus. My computer was used to send out spam. I immediately remedied the problem. However, I was left without my daily Dear Webby fix. I attempted to resubscribe. But got a notice that I'm already subscribed. Is there anything you can do - or I can do - to get me off the black-ball list from wherever I'm being stopped? I REALLY miss you. In the 15 years that I've been receiving laughter and computer help over the internet, there's never been anyone who comes close to the quality of information and laughter that you put out. I don't want to spend the rest of my computer years without you! Please help. And, if you print this letter: Message to your other readers. GET OUT THERE AND VOTE FOR DEAR WEBBY - LET'S PUT HIM OVER 50,000 VOTES THIS YEAR. After all he's done for you - clicking on the link to vote is the least you can do! Thanks for everything, Cindy Dear Cindy Your temporary virus problem was most likely just coincidentally around the time when Hotmail was updated and lost the ability to deliver newsletters. I am still sending your newsletter out to you every night. However, once your subscription has entered the ho'mail servers, there is nothing more that I can do about it. The Dear Webby Humor newsletter is sent from a server that has 1) Listed Sender ID, 2) Permanent IP address, 3) Proper SPF record, 4) Matching forward and reverse DNS, 5) Approved privacy policy, 6) Full contact information, 7) Is strictly Double Opt-In, 8) Is not on any blacklist, 9) Uses an IP address that has never been used for spamming, 10) Is family safe 11) Has live, same day response to replies 12) Has an on-line copy that is top listed at Google AND Bing 13) Unsubscribe link at the bottom of every newsletter 14) More than 10 year history of compliance to Best Practises 15) Works fine with all competent mail services The Dear Webby Humor Letter is "The Good Example" for all other newsletters. I got all 15 points. There simply is nothing more, that I can do from my side, to get through to you. You can try wasting time cussing at the Taliban at ho'mail support, or you can get a respectable and reliable address. By the way, you are not the only one suffering from the gross incompetence at Hotmail. They simply are not competent enough any more to deliver newsletters. If you can't use your ISP based email address, try gmail. Millions of former ho'mail victims have found refuge there, and Google probably considers Hotmail and MSN as their top recruiting agency. Have FUN! DearWebby
Anthony and Kathy married. Anthony thought this would be a modern marriage which meant equal roles for equal partners. So, the first morning back from their honeymoon, Anthony brought Kathy breakfast in bed. Kathy wasn't impressed with his culinary skills, however. She looked disdainfully at the tray, and snorted, "A poached egg? I wanted scrambled!" Undaunted, the next morning, Anthony brought her a scrambled egg. Kathy wasn't having any of it. "Why can't I have some variety? I wanted poached this morning!" Determined to please Kathy, the next morning he brought her two eggs - one scrambled and one poached. "Here, my love... enjoy!" Kathy was furious, "You Bozo, you scrambled the wrong egg!" That's when Anthony grew up and helped her wear both.
Daily tip from Create a Tree With Your Children With the economy like it is these days, it may be difficult to afford the Christmas tree this season. Here is a simple solution. While kids are so young they will not always remember the decorative Christmas tree with presents underneath. Trees are expensive! Instead of a tree that may shed, cause allergies, or one that you have to pay $300 for, why don't you make your own? All you have to do, is find some wall space, get a nice sized roll of paper, (however big you want the tree to be) and paint, color or draw a tree! Have the kids participate. It is a fun project and you also get a chance to bond with your children. You can use glitter for garland. Put up baby pictures as ornaments. You get the idea! On the special day you can even put your gifts underneath. By Erin from St. Louis, MO Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:

4 year old Zachary came screaming out of the bathroom to tell his mom that he had dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So she fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to moms bathroom and came out with her toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw yours out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet last week."
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