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It's Saturday,  December 19, 2009

"A champion owes everybody something. He can never pay back for all the help he got, for making him an idol." --- Jack Dempsey The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, --and let the air out of the tires. --- Dorothy Parker
Having lost weight over the past few years, a lady was discarding things from her wardrobe that no longer fit. Her seven-year-old niece was watching as she held up a huge pair of slacks. "Wow," the lady said, "I must have worn these when I was 185." Her niece looked puzzled, then asked, wide-eyed, "How old are you now?"
"It's no good, sir," said the hopeless pupil to his English teacher. "I try to learn, but everything you say goes in both ears and out the other." "Goes in both ears and out the other?" asked the puzzled teacher. "But you only have two ears, boy." "Guess I'm no good at math, either!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Jordan S. Christensen, 19, of Appleton, Wisconsin No dates for Interstate dater APPLETON, Wis. (AP) - A Wisconsin teenager will need legal permission to date girls for the next three years after he was convicted of fleeing to Tennessee with his girlfriend in a stolen car. Nineteen-year-old Jordan S. Christensen of Appleton was sentenced Friday to one year in jail and three years' probation. Outagamie County Judge John Des Jardins has ordered "no dating of the opposite sex without permission of your probation agent." Christensen had pleaded no contest to charges of auto theft, stealing a firearm and bail jumping. He apologized for his actions before the sentencing. Investigators say Christensen stole his foster parents' car May 26 and fled to the Memphis area with his 16-year-old girlfriend, after jumping bail on a different offense..
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Evelyn Re: Printing e-Books Dear Webby, What is the best way to print e-Books? Evelyn Dear Evelyn By far the best way is to use ClickBook. I have personally used it for about 10 years now, with all kinds of different printers, and it has saved me a ton of paper and ink and toner during that time. That is why I have had a link to it in the side menu all these years. When you install it, it shows up as a printer to choose when printing. To print with it, you select one of almost 200 different formats, for example 4 pages per sheet paperback book size, folded, not cut. Then it shuffles the pages and prints one side of the sheets, tells you to grab the stack of printed pages and drop them straight down into the paper tray. You do that and ckick OK, and it prints the back sides. When done, you simply fold the stack and shoot some staples through the fold. All the pages will be in proper sequence, with the proper ones in the back of each one, just like with a store bought book. If you want to cut the pages in half and punch them for a ring binder, you simply select that format. All the fancy math for the page shuffling is done automatically. There are almost 200 formats you can choose from, even for specialized, odd size binders like the Franklin Planner. In summary, ClickBooks saves you 3/4 the paper and ink or toner, makes the book fit on the little tray in an airplane, and at home fits onto your paperback size shelves. Have FUN! DearWebby
Jill was selling tickets at the movie. A woman asked her: "How much is a ticket?" Jill said, "Four dollars." She said, "How much for children?" Jill said, "Same price, four dollars per seat." She said, "The airlines charge half fare for children." Jill said, "OK, put the kids on a plane somewhere, and you come to the movie. You'll enjoy it a lot more that way."
Daily tip from Save Energy Using Night Lights I purchased white night lights that have an on/off switch from the dollar store, for all over our house. We find they put out plenty of light. For example in the bathroom, the light is fine to use the bathroom, brush our teeth, get dressed, etc. We then switch them off and use the brighter lights as necessary for combing hair, applying makeup, etc. Another example is in larger rooms, someone reading may use a brighter light to read by, and you could use a night light on the other side of the room where someone is watching TV or just relaxing. By Deborah from Terre Hill, PA Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:

While riding the bus, my mother noticed a young man, who was holding onto the same pole, staring at her. Eventually, he said, "Excuse me. This is my stop." Since she wasn't blocking his way, she was confused. "Well," she said," go ahead." "And this is my pole," he said. My mother was completely perplexed until the young man added, "I just bought it at the hardware store." And with that, he picked up his paluminum pipe and carried it off the bus.
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At the grocery store I was trailing a frazzled mother with two active children, and I watched as she stalked over to where her young son had perched himself on the rail of the freezer case and was showing off a rather scary balancing act. "If you don't get off there right now," she commanded, "I'm going to e-mail your father!"

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