Windows Live Mail problem on Quest 

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It's Tuesday,  December 29, 2009

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that One useless man is a shame, Two is a law firm and Three or more is a congress. --- John Adams Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives. --- Abba Eban
The census taker knocked on Donna's door. She answered all his questions except one. She refused to tell him her age. "But everyone tells their age to the census taker," he said. "Did Miss Maisy Hill, and Miss Daisy Hill tell you their ages?" she asked. "Certainly," he replied "Well, I'm the same age as they are," she snapped. "As old as the Hills," he wrote on his form.
Here is an annual favorite: Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer's down. You'll have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can't go back as priests. What'll it be?" The first priest says, "I've always wanted to be an eagle, soaring above the Rocky Mountains." "So be it," says St. Peter, and off flies the first priest. The second priest mulls this over for a moment and asks, "Will any of this week 'count', St. Peter?" "No, I told you the computer's down. There's no way we can keep track of what you're doing." "In that case," says the second priest, "I've always wanted to be a stud." "So be it" says St. Peter, and the second priest disappears. A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord tells St. Peter to recall the two priests. "Will you have any trouble locating them?" He asks. "The first one should be easy," says St. Peter. "He's somewhere over the Rockies, flying with the eagles. But the second one could prove to be more difficult." "Why?" asketh the Lord. "He's on a snow tire, somewhere in North Dakota."
Q :What's the difference between the Government and the Mafia? A: One of them is accused of being organized.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Kip William Keifer, 31, of Madison Heights, Michigan Caught burglaring a cop's house MADISON HEIGHTS, Mich. -- A 31-year-old man is charged with breaking into the home of a Ferndale police officer. Madison Heights police said the officer's 19-year-old daughter called to report the break-in at their home in the 28000 block of Alden Street about 4:40 a.m. on Dec. 18. The daughter told police she was watching television on the home's lower level when she saw a man she didn't know come down the stairs. Police said the daughter used her cell phone to call her father, who was sleeping upstairs. Police said the girl's father, who is a Ferndale police officer, chased the home invader down the street and was able to hold him until police could arrest him. Kip William Keifer, of Madison Heights, has been charged with first-degree home invasion and given a $1 million bond. Police said he stole some money of a shelf in the home, but it was recovered when he was caught by the homeowner. His preliminary exam is scheduled for Jan. 6.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Laverne Re: Windows Live email problem on Quest Dear Webby, OK I added to my address book and also on my email added site to come in with special color. Checked and could not see where it is blocked, I still don't receive it. I have vista, windows live email, AVG virus program, have checked it and don't see any thing to block it. How do I white list it like you suggested? Laverne Dear Laverne White-List is the same as Friend's List. You can try contacting Quest support, and tell them that the Humor letter jumps through all 20 hoops to stay "The Good Example" for newsletters: 1) Listed Sender ID, 2) Permanent IP address, 3) Proper SPF record, 4) Matching forward and reverse DNS, 5) Approved privacy policy, 6) Full contact information, 7) Strictly Double Opt-In, 8) Not on any blacklist, 9) Uses an IP address that has never been used for spamming, 10) Is family safe 11) Has live, same day response to replies 12) Has an on-line copy that is top listed at Google AND Bing 13) Unsubscribe link at the bottom of every newsletter 14) More than 10 year history of compliance to Best Practises 15) Works fine with all competent mail services 16) Does not have any attachments 17) Does not burden email with embedded pictures or movies 18) Calls pictures from a properly identified server with matching forward and reverse DNS and SPF record 19) Does NOT send solo ads or ANY advertising mails to subscribers 20) Is listed with the Ezinefinder ( Quest Support should be able to tell you what to do. Have FUN! DearWebby
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I would like to live very long. What should I do?" "I think that is a wise decision," the doctor replies. "Let's see, do you smoke?" "Oh.. Half a pack a day." "Starting NOW, no more smoking." The man agrees. The doctor then asks, "Do you drink?" "Oh, well Doc, not much, just a bit of wine with my meals, and a beer or two every once in a while." "Starting now, you drink only water. No exceptions." The man is a bit upset, but also agrees. The doctor asks, "How do you eat?" "Oh, well, you know, Doc, normal stuff." "Starting now you are going on a very strict diet. You are going to eat only raw vegetables, with no dressing, and non-fat cottage cheese." The man is now really worried. "Doc, is all this really necessary?" "Do you want to live long?" "Yes." "Well then, it's absolutely necessary. And don't even think of breaking the diet." The man is quite restless, but the doctor continues, "Do you have sex?" "Yeah, once a week or so..., only with my wife!" he adds hurriedly. "As soon as you get out of here you are going to buy twin beds. No more sex for you. None." The man is appalled. "Doc... Are you sure I'm going to live longer this way?" "No, you will probably die a lot sooner, but whatever time you live, I assure you is going to seem like an eternity!"
Daily tip from Use Cereal For Crumb Crusts Left over or stale sweetened cereals can be crushed and made into crusts for ice cream and other fruit flavored cream pies,also chocolate cereals for other flavors. Stale cheetos, corn chips, potato chips, can be used to top casseroles, coat chicken and thicken soups and sauces. Source: just my old cheapskate self By Eula from Killeen, Texas Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:

After a recent move, I made up a list of companies, agencies, and services that needed to know my new address and phoned each one to ask for the change to be made. Everything went smoothly until I called one of my frequent flier accounts. After I explained to the representative what I wanted to do, the woman told me, "I'm sorry; we can't do that over the phone. You will have to fill out our change-of address form." "How do I get one of those?" I asked. "We'd be happy to provide you with one," she said pleasantly. "May I have your new address so that I can mail it to you?"
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Judy went to get her hair cut. The hairstylist cut for about thirty minutes, hands her a mirror, and asked, "How do you like it?" Judy replied, "It's nice, but could you make it just a little longer in the back?"

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