Extract music from PPS and PPT 

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It's Monday, January 4, 2010

What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say. --- Ralph Waldo Emerson If you can find something everyone agrees on, it's wrong. --- Mo Udall
A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks. As he's standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel. He picks it up and as he's looking at it, she walks back in. He says, "What's this?" She says, "Oh, my father's ashes are in there." He turns beat red in horror and goes, "Geez, oh..I..." She says, "Yeah, he's too lazy to go to the kitchen to get an ashtray."
A doctor told Mrs. Stone to give her husband one pill a day and one drink of whiskey to improve his stamina. A month later, when Mrs. Stone came in for another visit, the doctor asked, "How are we doing with the pill and the whiskey?" Mrs. Stone answered, "Well, he's a little behind with the pills, but he's about six months ahead with the whiskey."
One beautiful Sunday morning, a priest announced to his congregation: "My good people, I have here in my hands three sermons... a $100 sermon that lasts five minutes, a $50 sermon that lasts fifteen minutes, a $10 sermon that lasts a full hour, and a coin sermon that lasts till noon. Now, we'll take the collection to see which one you want."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Larry Bernard in Franklin, Indiana Underwear a poor disguise for robber INDIANAPOLIS (UPI) -- A robber's disguise -- women's panties -- wasn't enough to keep witnesses from identifying him, leading to an arrest by Indiana police, officials said. A man brandishing a large knife and covering his face with underwear robbed a convenience store in Franklin, Ind., Monday. He made off with cash, cigarettes and a lighter, WRTV, Indianapolis reported. A customer and the station clerk saw through the disguise and were able to provide a description of the robber detailed enough to lead police to set up surveillance around a Franklin home. Officers spotted Larry Bernard stumbling and intoxicated with a 12-inch knife in his waistband, Franklin Police Lt Chris Tennell said. Panties, cash, cigarettes and a lighter matching the stolen one were found in his pockets, police said. Bernard was taken to Johnson County Jail and held on $21,000 bond, WRTV reported.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Anise Re:Get the music from PPS files Dear Webby, How do I get the music from PPS files? Most of the PPS files sent to me have either great pictures OR great music, but usually one of them is not worth keeping. So, how do I get just the music? Anise Dear Anise You need Program: PowerpointImageExtractor by Alain Lecomte It is Freeware. You can download it from http://alainlecomte.free.fr It puts the music and the pictures into a new and separate folder, so that they are easy to find. Using the program is a LOT easier than finding it. Have FUN! DearWebby
The newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in floods of tears. "Darling, what is the matter?" he asks. "Sweetheart," she sobs, "the most terrible thing has happened! I cooked my very first Beef Bourguignon for you, and I got it out the oven to season it, and the phone rang. When I came back from answering the phone," she sobbed again "I found that the cat had eaten it!" "Don't worry, darling," said her husband. "Don't cry. I'll get you a new cat in the morning..."
Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Freeze Lemon Peels to Freshen Garbage Disposal I appreciated the tip about saving lemon peels in the freezer for future recipes, that call for lemon rind or zest. I would like to add that by saving lemon peels in the freezer, you can use a few of them in the garbage disposal periodically. This will freshen the smell, and cleanse the disposal. Hope this helps some people. By Donna Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at http://www.myfrugallife.com Thriftyfun.com also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the ThriftyFun.com list, you can vote for it here:

A farmer stood leaning on a fence at the edge of his property. He watched as a red sports car came over the top of a hill and followed the road up to the spot where he stood. The driver pulled over to the side of the road and called out to the farmer. "Do you know how I can get to Route 91?" the driver asked. The farmer thought for a few seconds. Then he said, "Nope." "Do you know where the nearest turnpike entrance is?" the driver asked. "Nope." "How about the town of Hadley. Do you know which direction it is from here?" "Nope." Exasperated, the driver raced his engine. "You don't know very much, do you?" he said. "Nope," the farmer replied. "But I don't have to. I'm not lost."
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John was describing a 30 pound Bass he'd caught recently after fighting it for three hours. Bill interrupted the story saying, "I saw the picture you took of that fish. You're lucky if it even weighed 10 pounds." John replied, "Well . . . a fish can lose an awful lot of weight during three hours of fighting."

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