Wednesday, January 6, 2010, 08:57 AM
Good Morning, !
It's Wednesday, January 6, 2010
If you would be known, and not know, vegetate in a village;
If you would know, and not be known, live in a city.
--- Charles Caleb Colton
There MIGHT be Gullible Warming. On this planet it seems
to have moved indoors.
--- DearWebby
A Border Patrol Agent catches a guy that just might be an illegal alien.
However he begs and pleads and asks for a chance to stay. The BPA
decides to give him a chance and says:
"Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use three English words in a sentence".
Of course, the man agrees to this. The BPA tells him,
"The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now use them in one
sentence."
The guy thinks really hard for about two minutes, then says,
"Hmmm, Ok...... The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and
sez Yellow?"
A college professor asked his class a question.
"If Philadelphia is 100 miles from New York and Chicago is 1000
miles from Philadelphia and Los Angles is 2000 miles from Chicago, how
old am I?"
One student in the back of the class raised his hand and when called upon
said "Professor you're 44.."
The Professor said "You're absolutely correct, but tell me, how did you
arrive at the answer so quickly?"
The student said. "You see professor, I have a brother; he's 22,
and he's half nuts."
A medieval astrologer prophesied to a king that his favorite mistress would
soon die. Sure enough, the woman died a short time later. The king was
outraged at the astrologer, certain that his prophecy had brought about the
woman's death. He summoned the astrologer and commanded him:
"Tell me when you will die!"
The astrologer realized that the king was planning to kill him immediately,
no matter what answer he gave.
"I do not know when I will die," he answered finally.
"I only know that whenever I die, the king will die a horrible death
three days later...."
Mom! Does "can opener" have a meow in it?
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD
goes to Jeremiah Gilliam, 22, of New York
Xbox IP leads police to suspect
NEW YORK (UPI) -- Police said a suspected serial burglar was
arrested in New York after he used an Xbox taken during one of
his alleged crimes to play games online.
Pelham, N.Y., police said they traced the Internet protocol address
of the stolen Xbox to the New York home of Jeremiah Gilliam, 22,
who had already been under police investigation for his suspected
involvement in 13 unlocked car burglaries, the New York Post
reported Friday.
"On the day of the burglary, the victim used another Xbox and saw
his system was already online," Pelham Detective John Hynes said.
"At the house, we found Xboxes, PlayStations, GPS units, laptops --
a total of 53 items, including stolen credit cards."
Hynes said the items are believed to be from as many as 200 car
break-ins and multiple home burglaries.
Gilliam was arrested and charged with grand larceny.
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From: dstokes79
Re:Blog
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Have FUN!
DearWebby
The kindergarten class had settled down to its coloring books.
Willie came up to the teacher's desk and said,
"Miss Francis, I ain't go no crayons."
"Willie," Miss Francis said, "you mean, "I don't have any crayons.'
You don't have any crayons. We don't have any crayons.
They don't have any crayons. Do you see what I'm getting at?"
"Not really," Willie said, "What happened to all them crayons
that nobody ain't got?"
Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com
Give Each Child Their Own Colored Towel
Do less wash, buy each child a towel in their own color.
When my 4 kids were growing up, I had a problem with
them just throwing their bath towels onto the bathroom
floor. I remedied this by buying each child their own
towel in their own color. The rule was that they were
each responsible for their own towel. They had to use
the same towel all week long. I'd wash them all every
Saturday. If I saw a towel on the floor, I knew who it
belonged to. This not only stopped me from yelling
about it, it also taught them to take care of their
belongings. Believe me, you'll do whole lot less wash!
By Cyinda from Seattle
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When Gore put both feet in his mouth at the same time,
he didn't really have a leg to stand on.
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