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The Wizard of Oz is 70 years old. Today, if Dorothy were to encounter Men with no brains, no hearts, and no courage, She wouldn't be in Oz. She'd be in Congress. --- David A. Sonntag
(When you re-tell this joke, you'll have to replace Kentucky and Tennesee with the names of states in your area.) On the border of Kentucky and Tennessee there's a small forest. Half of the forest belongs to a Kentucky farmer, while the other half belongs to a Tennessee man. One day, while out for a walk in the woods, the Tennessee man comes across a wolf caught in a trap. He rushes back to his house and calls his Kentucky neighbor. "There's one of your wolves caught in a trap on my side of the forest." "How do you know it's one of *our* wolves?" the Kentucky farmer asked. "Well," the Tennessee man replied, "he's already chewed off three of his legs and he's still trapped."
Sam made an appointment with a urologist, famous for his work in the field of impotence. The doctor examined him and said, "You're in remarkably good condition for a man of 85. Why are you here?" Sam replied, "My friend Max says he has sex twice a week. I can't do that." The doctor shrugged. "Yes you can. You can certainly SAY you have sex as many times a week as you like."
A doctor examined a woman, took the husband aside, and said: "I don't like the looks of your wife at all." "Me either doc." said the husband. "But she's a great cook and really good with the kids."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Steven Alan Locasio, 48, and Christine Locasio, 50, in Marathon, Florida Cops plant ransom note for pot plants A marijuana grower thought his small crop was being held for ransom after a suspicious note was left in place of his plants, the Monroe County Sheriff's Office said. "Thanks for the grow! You want them back? Call for the price we'll talk," read the note left in place of the stash that was growing on a lot near his apartment. Unfortunately for Steven Alan Locasio, 48, the ransom note was written by detectives, who arrested Locasio when he showed up with $200 in exchange for the safe return of the pot plants. According to the Sheriff's Office, a resident called to report that the plants were growing in a wooded lot off of Coco Plum Drive in Marathon. Police found six plants, took them for evidence and left behind the note. Locasio called the number to arrange the exchange. He handed detectives the cash and they arrested him, the Sheriff's Office said. A search of his apartment turned up 20 more marijuana plants, several Oxycontin pills and $1,380 in cash. Locasio and his wife, Christine Locasio, 50, were both charged with cultivation of marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia and sale of marijuana.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Linda Re: how to uninstall Personal Security? Dear Webby, Please help! Can you tell me how to uninstall Personal Security? Thanks, Linda Dear Linda That is some wicked malware! Considering the places, that you apparently have surfed to, you really should get a reasonably decent anti virus program! The removal instructions are here Print them out and get a highlighter or crayon to mark off each step. Please note that at one point you are supposed to ignore the on-screen istructions about rebooting, and at another spot you are supposed to follow the instrucions. So, don't try to memorize the instructions, print them out and check off each step. Have FUN! DearWebby
While carpenters were working outside the old house a woman had just bought, she busied myself with indoor cleaning. She had just finished washing the floor when one of the workmen asked to use the bathroom. With dismay she looked from his muddy boots to her newly scrubbed floors. "Just a minute," She said, thinking of a quick solution. "I'll put down some newspapers." "That's all right, lady," he responded. "I'm already house trained."
Daily tip from Thanks to Deeli for this update on yesterday's tip: Here's something that might be helpful to you (or maybe not) but you can get 100 tea light candles from Walgreen's Pharmacy if you buy four packages of 25 for only $10.00 total ;-) They're two packs of 25 for $5.00 each, and they are even scented ;-) My choice is Vanilla ;-) Deeli Thanks to Elsie for another update tip: You better put a real or fake cactus onto those box sconces! Cats just love jumping up on them to look down on their servants. While that looks cute, when they are kittens, an old, fat cat will eventually wreck the box and the candles spill all over the place. Now each of ours have a nasty looking cactus on them, and the cats don't even try to jump up onto them from half way across the room. Elsie Use Plastic Coffee Containers for Paint Cans This is one from my hubby. He has me keeping all of the 2 pound plastic coffee containers with the handles on them for future use in his shop. He builds houses and remodels them as well. He says these containers are perfect for holding paint while working on a house. He can hang on to it easily with the handle and they are very sturdy. By Julie C. from Liberty, NC Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:

A puzzled expression ran riot over Joanne's face. "An ID ten T error? What's that ... in case I need to fix it again??" He gave her a grin... ;-) ... "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?" "No," replied Joanne. "Write it down," he said, as he was walking away, "and I think you'll figure it out." (She wrote...) I D 1 0 T
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What is THAT? It is one of hundreds of benches along a scenic road. A ski lift company upgraded from 4-seater chairs to six seaters, and donated the old 4-seaters to be used as road side benches. In sunshine they get quite toasty and comfortable inside.

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