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The drill sergeant making his morning announcements to a group of newcomers in a training camp, stated: "Today, gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. First, the good. Private Brandy will be setting the pace on our morning run.' With this the platoon was overjoyed, as Private Brandy was overweight and terribly slow. But then the drill sergeant finished his statement: "Now for the bad news. Private Brandy will be driving the ambulance, that we might need for those who don't manage to stay ahead of me."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Shane Thomas Williams-Allen, 19, of Orlando, Florida Burglar tases and handcuffs himself TAVARES Lake County authorities say they have a serial car burglar in custody, one who shocked himself with a Taser and put himself in handcuffs. Shane Thomas Williams-Allen of Orlando was arrested this week on multiple burglary and grand-theft counts, and the Lake County Sheriff's Office said he may be linked to as many as nine car burglaries around Clermont and Minneola. And one of the burglaries involved an unmarked Ocoee Police car, the Sheriff's Office said. Stolen from that car were a Taser, an expandable baton, handcuffs, a Glock handgun magazine, a digital camera and a digital recorder. Williams-Allen, 19, discharged the stolen Taser and shocked himself when he first discovered it, the investigation found. Last week, he accidentally locked himself up with the handcuffs and had to call authorities to set him free, according to his arrest report. Many of the other stolen items were recovered following his arrest. Williams-Allen is held on charges that include grand theft, burglary to a conveyance and armed burglary to a conveyance. He may face additional counts, Lake officials said. He later told investigators that he probably entered four or five cars, including one from which he took cameras and an iPod with a docking station, according to the report. He said others were involved in "car hopping," which he described as going around and pulling on car door handles.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Denjan Re:Can't install Spybot Hi Webby, I have tried twice to install Spybot and the first time I got almost to the end and it stalled and I can't ove or delete it from my screen.I decided to reinstall it and it gets to a certin spot and stalls and tell me to retry,abort or ingore which it does not recomend..How do I get the icon on my screen off.I uninstalled Spybot and that did'nt come off and now will not move or respond.I am stuck. Denjan Dear Denjan if the problem is not lack of space, run a good Anti-Virus program like McAfee and try to get rid of whatever is blocking Spybot-Search&Destroy. Have FUN! DearWebby
A little boy and girl are playing in a sandbox. The little boy has to go to take a pee and he was told by his mother to always Be Polite and don't talk about private matters in public. At first he holds it in for a little while because he does not know what to say to the little girl to excuse himself. Then he remembers what his Mom had said at the restaurant to excuse herself from the table. So he turns to the little girl and says "Will you excuse me I have to go powder my nose". And saying that he leaps out of the sandbox and runs to the washroom. When he comes back the little girl looks up at him and asks "Did you powder your nose?" "Yes" said the little boy stepping back into the sandbox. "Well then" says the little girl, "You'd better close your purse because your lipstick is hanging out!"
Daily tip from Organizing Tax Season Every January I set up a new manila folder and mark it with the year. Then every time I have a receipt or statement I need to save, I just put it in the folder. Come tax season all the paperwork is in one place. By Rebecca from Lancaster, NY With a computer it is even easier. However, if you want to do it manually, get a harmonica folder. Brand new, with 13 indexed folder size poly pouches, and a closure flap with carry handle, they are $10-$15, or a dollar at yard sales. That way you can write the category names on the colorful tabs and toss receipts into the proper category. If you need a receipt, you don't have to search through everything, but just that one category. You can hang them high with their carry handle, out of reach of kids but convenient for you. If you have a book keeper or accountant, ask them for the category names required in your particular case. Have FUN! DearWebby Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:

Little Johnny's mother decided that he should get something 'practical' for his birthday. "Suppose we open a savings account for you?" his mother suggested. Little Johnny thought that was a fine idea. "It's your account", his mother said as they arrived at the bank, "so you fill out the application." Little Johnny was doing fine until he came to the space for 'Name of your former bank.' After a slight hesitation, he put down 'Piggy'.
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Jason was having a tough day and had stretched himself out on the couch to do a bit of what he thought to be well-deserved complaining and self-pitying. He moaned to his wife, "Nobody loves me ... the whole world hates me!" His wife, busily occupied with other things, hardly looked up at and passed on this encouraging word: "That's not true, Jason. Can't be everybody. Some people don't know you."

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