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It's Monday, January 25, 2010


It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers. --- James Thurber The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. --- Harry Golden
Thanks to Sandie for this story: A group of 40 years old buddies discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gasthof zum Lowen restaurant because the waitress's there have low cut blouses and nice breasts and they can smoke without getting hassled. 10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gasthof zum Lowen because the food there is very good and the wine selection is good also. 10 years later at 60 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gasthof zum Lowen because they can eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant is smoke free. 10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gasthof zum Lowen because the restaurant is wheel chair accessible and they even have an elevator. 10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gasthof zum Lowen because that would be a great idea since they have never been there before..
Thanks to Andy for this story: A census taker in a rural area of Mississippi went up to a farmhouse and knocked.. When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages. She said, 'Les' see now, there's the twins, Sally and Billy, they're thirty-two. And the twins, Mickey & Beth, they're twenty-six. And the twins, Penny and Jenny, they're twenty-four.' 'Hold on!' said the census taker, 'Did you get twins EVERY time?' The woman answered, 'Heck no, there were hundreds of times we didn't get nothin.'

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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Michael Ray Ekes, 30 in haines City, Florida Car thief playing Grand Theft Auto game when caught ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) - Sheriff's deputies in central Florida found a suspected car thief playing the "Grand Theft Auto" video game, and they later charged him with just that. Polk County deputies investigating the theft of a 1998 Dodge Durango arrested 30-year-old Michael Ray Ekes on Thursday. They found the SUV outside a Haines City home. Ekes was inside in the house, playing the popular video game. Ekes was charged with grand theft auto, burglary and drug possession. At the time of his arrest, he was out of jail on bond for another grand theft auto charge.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Edna Re: printable file list Dear Webby, I need to print the list of files in a directory, and want to do it without any fancy program. I am sure you have some little trick. By the way, I downloaded your "Open Command Line Here" patch for the file explorer from your tool box, and am not scared of the command line. Oh, I want the files sorted by date, but don't need the date or the file size, and I want the result in a file, that I can pick up with my spreadsheet. Edna Dear Edna That is quite easy from the command line. dir /O:D /b > files.txt the /O:D orders them by date, and the /b gives you a Bare format without dates and file size. The > directs the result to whatever file name you put after it. Have FUN! DearWebby
"May I try on that dress in the window?" the gorgeous woman asked the manager of the designer boutique. "Go ahead," the manager replied. "Maybe it'll attract some business."
Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Recycle a Spiral Christmas Tree as a Trellis At Christmas one year, I bought one of those lighted spiral decoration trees. After a few years, it just didn't work. I was looking for a trellis for some plants, and guess what I used? The spiral frame made the flowering vine that grew up it, look like a tree in my yard. Everyone would ask what kind of tree it was. BC from Bloomingdale, MI Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at http://www.myfrugallife.com Thriftyfun.com also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the ThriftyFun.com list, you can vote for it here:

It's official: Rap music does cause crime. Research shows that in over half the shootings that occur on the street, the gunman is aiming at the boombox.
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The tourist was admiring the Native's necklace. "What is it made of?" she asked. "Alligator's teeth," he replied. "I suppose," she said patronizingly, "that they mean as much to you as pearls do to us." "Actually", he replied, "here the alligator hunters get paid quite a bit more than the oyster cutters at the packing plant."

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