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It's Monday, January 25, 2010


It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.
--- James Thurber
        
The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work.
--- Harry Golden
                       

Thanks to Sandie for this story:
A group of 40 years old buddies discuss where they should meet for dinner. 
 
Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gasthof zum Lowen 
restaurant because the waitress's there have low cut blouses and nice breasts
and they can smoke without getting hassled.
 
10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and once again 
they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed upon 
that they should meet at the Gasthof zum Lowen because the food there is 
very good and the wine selection is good also.
 
10 years later at 60 years of age, the group meets again and once again 
they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed upon 
that they should meet at the Gasthof zum Lowen because they can eat there 
in peace and quiet and the restaurant is smoke free.
 
10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group meets again and once again 
they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed upon 
that they should meet at the Gasthof zum Lowen because the restaurant is 
wheel chair accessible and they even have an elevator.
 
10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group meets again and once again they 
discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed upon that 
they should meet at the Gasthof zum Lowen because that would be a great 
idea since they have never been there before..


Thanks to Andy for this story:
A census taker in a rural area of Mississippi went up to a farmhouse 
and knocked..  When a woman came to the door, he asked her how 
many children she had and their ages.

She said, 'Les' see now, there's the twins, Sally and Billy, they're 
thirty-two. And the twins, Mickey & Beth, they're twenty-six. 
And the twins, Penny and Jenny, they're twenty-four.'

'Hold on!' said the census taker, 'Did you get twins EVERY time?'

The woman answered, 'Heck no, there were hundreds of times 
we didn't get nothin.'






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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD
goes to Michael Ray Ekes, 30 in haines City, Florida

Car thief playing Grand Theft Auto game when caught

ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) - Sheriff's deputies in central Florida 
found a suspected car thief playing the "Grand Theft Auto" 
video game, and they later charged him with just that.

Polk County deputies investigating the theft of a 1998 Dodge 
Durango arrested 30-year-old Michael Ray Ekes on Thursday. 
They found the SUV outside a Haines City home. Ekes was 
inside in the house, playing the popular video game.

Ekes was charged with grand theft auto, burglary and drug 
possession. At the time of his arrest, he was out of jail on bond 
for another grand theft auto charge.



From the Tech Support Pits:
From: Edna
Re: printable file list

Dear Webby,
I need to print the list of files in a directory, and want to do it
without any fancy program. I am sure you have some little
trick. By the way, I downloaded your "Open Command Line Here"
patch for the file explorer from your tool box, and am not scared
of the command line. Oh, I want the files sorted by date,
but don't need the date or the file size, and I want the result in
a file, that I can pick up with my spreadsheet.
Edna

Dear Edna
That is quite easy from the command line.
dir /O:D /b > files.txt

the /O:D orders them by date, and the /b gives you a Bare format
without dates and file size.

The > directs the result to whatever file name you put after it.

Have FUN!
DearWebby


"May I try on that dress in the window?" the gorgeous woman asked the
manager of the designer boutique. "Go ahead," the manager replied.
"Maybe it'll attract some business."


Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com

Recycle a Spiral Christmas Tree as a Trellis
At Christmas one year, I bought one of those lighted spiral 
decoration trees. After a few years, it just didn't work. I was 
looking for a trellis for some plants, and guess what I used? 
The spiral frame made the flowering vine that grew up it, look 
like a tree in my yard. Everyone would ask what kind of tree 
it was.
BC from Bloomingdale, MI

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It's official: Rap music does cause crime. Research shows that in over half
the shootings that occur on the street, the gunman is aiming at the
boombox.


Ophelia Dingbatter's News

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The tourist was admiring the Native's necklace.
"What is it made of?" she asked.
"Alligator's teeth," he replied.
"I suppose," she said patronizingly, "that they mean as much to you as
pearls do to us."
"Actually", he replied, "here the alligator hunters get paid 
quite a bit more than the oyster cutters at the packing plant."






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