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It's Friday, January 29, 2010
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Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock. --- Will Rogers Every composer knows the anguish and despair occasioned by forgetting ideas which one had no time to write down. --- Hector Berlioz The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. --- Henry David Thoreau
Thanks to Roland for this confession: I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me.... Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod. ...and how was your day?
It's comforting to know that real estate agents are required to be more candid about the properties they represent these days. A Newport Beach, California Internet listing of a duplex revealed that the other inhabitant possessed two cats and "a Scottish terrorist." Taken from Steve Harvey's column in the LA Times. ------------------------------------ Well you got to watch those Scots. There is aparently no sound on earth more terrifying than a bunch of Scots coming home from the bar and deciding to practise their bagpipes indoors.
George had minor surgery after a bad accident and gets on the bus one afternoon. He looks quite bedraggled and more like he had been in a bar fight than being hit by a cab, and is still a bit groggy from the anesthetic staggers up the aisle, and sits down next to an elderly woman. She looks George up and down and screeches at him: "I've got news for you. You're going straight to hell!" George jumps up out of his seat and shouts: "Hold it, driver. I'm on the wrong bus! I don't wanna go where SHE goes!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Sleepy burglars STUART, Fla. -- Four Miami-area men were arrested Tuesday after they broke into a Stuart business and stole nearly $10,000 worth of equipment, including 22 chainsaws, according to the Martin County Sheriff's Office. Martin County sheriff's deputies arrested Armando Garcia and Abel Lahera, both of Miami; Emilio Moreira, of Hialeah; and Jorge Amador, of Cutler Bay. Deputies were called to a burglary at Stuart Lawn & Garden, 3326 SE Dixie Highway, at about 3:30 a.m. Surveillance video from the store showed a white van with one wheel that was a different color than the others. The video also showed two men entering the store and removing items. "It was mainly items that they knew they were after because they didn't spend any time looking around," said Justin Suggs, vice president of Stuart Lawn & Garden. Deputies said they later found the van abandoned at Harbor Bay Plaza in Sewalls Point. The suspects were found sleeping in a nearby Jaguar and taken into custody. According to the arrest affidavit, one of the suspects told investigators that they burglarized the store, parked the van in a parking lot and left in the Jaguar. It stated that they planned to wait a few hours and then blend in with the morning traffic. Stuart Lawn & Garden had a sign outside the store Tuesday that read, "The Last 4 Idiots Who Broke In Here And Stole From Us Are At The Martin County Correctional Facility Getting Acquainted With BUBBA." All four suspects are charged with burglary and grand theft. They were each being held on $10,000 bond.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: G! Re: Can I use Gmail from any computer? Dear Webby I have often considered changing mail providers but I've had yahoo since 1996 (and grown very fond of my address ... Can I access Gmail from any computer? G! Dear G! Yahoo may give you the same warm feeling as a full diaper, and in much the same way, it doesn't really earn you a lot of respect. Yes, you sure can use Gmail from any computer, UNIX, Linux, Windows, or Mac, anywhere in the solar system where you can go onto the net and open a browser. A lobby computer in a hotel or hospital or old-folks home, or the one at the Contractor's desk at the Home Depot is just fine. You don't have to dump Yahoo, in order to use Gmail. You can still be "That thilly yahoo", whenever you crave that warm and wet feeling, but at least you will have reliable mail for the important stuff on the side. Have FUN! DearWebby
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin ploughing." Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: "The twelve hundred students who went to move 26 cars may now return to class."
Daily tip from Once a Week Cooking There are no "leftovers" at our house! We prefer to call them pre-planned meals. We buy meats on sale and I usually spend a Sunday evening cooking. I often make meat loaves, barbecued spare ribs and baked chicken. These are all proportioned to what my husband and I will eat at one meal and then sealed in our food saver bags. Off to the freezer they go for whatever meal we want. For a working gal it sure saves time preparing dinner. Just snip the corner of the food saver bag and pop into the microwave. Open a can or two of veggies or make a fresh salad and you have a quick and delicious meal - real quick! By MissMakeDo Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about a word his lover said. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before his wife finishes talking.
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The widow lay crying on her psychiatrist's couch. "We were married twenty-five years before he died," she said, dabbing away a tear. "Never had an argument in all those years." "Amazing," said the doctor. "How did you do it?" "Well, I outweighed him by fifty pounds."

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