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It's Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. --- Sherlock Holmes
Marcy went to her doctor with two very red ears. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered: "I was ironing a shirt and got a phone call. Instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear." "Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But, what happened to your other ear?" "The neighbor called called to ask what the screaming and cussing was all about"
If you have amnesia and experience deja-vue at the same time, does that mean you feel like you've forgotten this stuff before?

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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Benjamin and Suzanne Grundy in Palouse, Washington Can't grasp the concept of cheer leading PALOUSE, Wash. (UPI) -- A male high school cheerleader in Washington state says administrators discriminated against him by not letting him perform the same routines as the girls. Benjamin Grundy said he was told at the start of the year at Garfield-Palouse High School in Palouse that he would be able to participate in dance routines and other activities performed by the female cheerleaders, only to be pressured later to wear a mascot's uniform and barred from moving his legs or hips while cheering, Spokane's KXLY-TV reported Wednesday. Grundy's mother, Suzanne, said her letters to state officials, the American Civil Liberties Union and other groups -- including KXLY -- pressured the school to give her son an official cheer uniform and pompoms. However, she said she does not consider the case closed and she wants further measures taken, including seminars against discrimination and reprimands for involved school officials. "I think the combination of a biracial, mentally challenged gay male may be too much for them," Suzanne Grundy said of school officials. ---------- Apparently the school failed to 'splain to the weirdos, that the purpose of cheer leading is to encourage spectators to cheer for the team, and to attend the next game too, NOT to encourage them to boo at an egotistical nut and his wacky mommy. The booing can be done AFTER the game.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: NoFries Re: SunDog picture Thank you for the Daily Humor Letter. It always has great advice, jokes and photos! Today's photo is intriguing, what is the halo effect ? I enjoy taking mini trips around the world via your pictures . I often wonder where they were taken and wonder if you might give us a hint as to their location. Many Thanks! Nofries Dear NoFries The picture is from northern Alaska or Yukon, and it shows "sun dogs". When there are ice crystals at high altitudes, they act like the water drops that cause rainbows. Because they are so far away, the dogs only make four spots, not a bow. Because the sun is so low over the horizon, you can't see the lower dog. The reason the picture is so dark is because the camera automatically dimmed down when pointed at the sun. It's actually quite bright out when you see sun dogs. Have FUN! DearWebby
Anni was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit. The prosecutor opened his questioning with, "Where were you the night of August 24th?" "Objection!" said the defense attorney. "Irrelevant!" "Oh, that's okay," said Anni from the witness stand. "I don't mind answering the question." "I object!" the defense said again. "No, really," said Anni. "I'll answer." The judge ruled: "If the witness insists on answering, there is no reason for the defense to object." So the prosecutor repeated the question: "Where were you the night of August 24th?" Anni replied brightly, "I don't know. "
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An office reports that they have an answering machine that instructs callers to leave their name and address, and to spell any difficult words. Early one Monday when the secretary was reviewing the weekend messages, she heard an enthusiastic young woman recite her name and address and then confidently offer, "MY difficult word is reconciliation. R-E-C-O-N-C-I-L-I-A-T-I-O-N."
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Two guys were out walking their dogs, when one dog wanders off to pee against the wall. Like dogs do, it raised it's leg and started to do his thing. The second dog then goes up and starts to go exactly where the other dog did. But instead of raising his leg, he stood up on his hind legs, put both front paws on the wall and relieved himself. One guy says to the other, "Wow, how did you teach him to do it like that?" The second man replies, "I didn't teach him. He's done it like that ever since the toilet lid fell on him one time!"

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